captainfurious

What an age we live in, where primary school kids scare each other with threats of catching Ebola. Back in my day all we had to contend with was the occasional outbreak of "Girl's Germs". Fortunately, one could immunise themselves against future infections simply by saying "No Returns!" upon passing the disease on.

After years of preparation, training both mind and body, I think I finally am ready for this jelly...