Oh my gosh, I'm such a dumbass. I got this crazy ass idea in my head yesterday to go tanning (which, by the way, doesn't work too well because as you can see from my profile pic, I am pasty ass white!). Needless to say, I burned. My stomach, my crotch, pretty much everything on my front side, and also my ass. Aw man, if my nipples peel, I'll be pissed... 
I burn really bad when I tan too, that's why I don't make an effort to tan. If I get tan while I'm outside, that's cool, but if I try it just turns out bad. I got burnt pretty bad when I went to Hawaii last summer.
xox.