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Pictures of Me with Things I Love:

Vitamin Water! It's delicious! The best flavor is Dragonfruit.


Orlando Bloom! *drool* (He's sexier as an elf, though.)


Kitty cat! I think I'll name him Edward. (My other kitty's name is Winry.)


Jason Mraz...*swoon*


"Fullmetal Alchemist"! If only Ed were real...

That concludes the segment.

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I got some riding gear for my quad yesterday! Riding jersey & pants to go with my helmet and boots...They're Yamaha blue! Fantastic...Now all I need is a god-damned sports-bra. There's no pain akin to overly-bouncy boobs.

This brings about a rant...

You know what really grinds my gears?

People assume girls like pink. When I went to the girls' section of the riding gear at Fun Bike Center, all of it was covered in pink. If it wasn't completely pink, it had pink trim. Fuck. I fuckin' hate pink.

So, I went to the guys' section. Found my sweet-ass Yamaha-blue/Fox riding pants and the matching jersey. Granted, I had the get the jersey in kids' XL, and the pants are a 30 in men's...but they fit, god-damn-it! I'll look hot this weekend in my gear...

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The day before yesterday I made a very interesting purchase. Tampons, cat food, a GQ and a Maxim. I made a night of it.

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Random Glam Picture:


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Haha...I was watching "Fullmetal Alchemist" and this popped up:


It was so funny, I had to get a screen shot.

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I'm working on my Italian skills...which basically means I'm reading a phrasebook and trying to memorize crap I probably won't use, ever.

Like..."Vaffanculo!" It means, "Fuck off!" Haha...

Or, hopefully I meet an Italian babe and I'll be able to say, "Andiamo a letto!" That means, "Let's go to bed!" Which'll never happen in a gazillion years.

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So, uh...got another nosebleed today. Can't a girl just shove her finger up there without getting a handful of blood?! It actually wasn't that bad...Two drops, maybe. This damn dry weather is killing me. If I get a nosebleed once, it ends up drying in my nose, which in turn clogs my nose. If my nose is clogged, and I can't freakin' breathe, even if I blow my nose, I'm gonna have to shove my finger up there! It's a vicious circle, I tells ya!!!

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Say happy birthday to Candy.

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I heart Remy.

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"Seinfeld" is not that funny. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. It has its moments, sure, but it certainly doesn't deserve all the ranting, raving and fanfare it's gotten over the years.

Over-rated.....like........*wait for it*.....the Beatles. Bring it on. I'll argue about it all night.

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So, Texas can officially kiss the fattest part of my ass. They voted today to BAN gay marriage. It wasn't even close, either. It was a fucking landslide at 75%!!!

So, I ask you, Texas...how are you affected, inconvenienced, or insulted by what people do in the privacy of their own homes? How is one's love for another a crime against your "God"?! Arrrrgh....

Times like this...I almost wish I drank.