cabaretic

If Death was like warnings on prescription drug bottles

Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death:

1. rigor mortis
2. a rotting smell
3. occasional drowsiness

If you die, do not panic, instead follow these instructions:

1. Do not operate heavy machinery.
2. Do not operate a motor vehicle until you've gotten
used to the side effects.
3. Do not talk.