I know it's a week late but I'll blog about my California adventure.
Over the span of a week I:
Got so drunk I blacked out and terrorized the night club I used to work at constantly repeating "I don't care...I don't work here anymore!" and "I don't even know," but all drunk and slurry.
Wrestled 2 strippers in a kiddy pool of KY and Whipped Cream.
And took my best friend to the hospital to get 10 stitches.
Really details dilute the whole thing (although they are rather hilarious) feel free to use your imagination.
As sad as I was to once again leave my best friends, I couldn't wait to get back to my Punk Rock Princess...and if you happen to be leaving my dear Ryker a comment make sure to agree with me that she is by far the sexier one in the relationship.
Over the span of a week I:
Got so drunk I blacked out and terrorized the night club I used to work at constantly repeating "I don't care...I don't work here anymore!" and "I don't even know," but all drunk and slurry.
Wrestled 2 strippers in a kiddy pool of KY and Whipped Cream.
And took my best friend to the hospital to get 10 stitches.
Really details dilute the whole thing (although they are rather hilarious) feel free to use your imagination.
As sad as I was to once again leave my best friends, I couldn't wait to get back to my Punk Rock Princess...and if you happen to be leaving my dear Ryker a comment make sure to agree with me that she is by far the sexier one in the relationship.
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