Its about seven degrees outside right now. However, there is nothing like a new Jolene set to set my cold, Maine blood a-blazing. 
Ugh, I helped myself to a glass of hard egg nog last night. It was the first time I had consumed rum since the September 13th unpleasantness. Here's the conversation that ensued between me and my stomach upon my first sip.
MATT: Time to wet my whistle, for I am quite the dapper knickerbocker, har har.
TUMMY: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!
MATT: Guh?...
Read More
MATT: Time to wet my whistle, for I am quite the dapper knickerbocker, har har.
TUMMY: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!
MATT: Guh?...
Read More
I keep finding myself logged out, and having to change my password every two weeks. I am not amused.
bettietwoguns:
that happened to me to.
demolitionkitten:
ha ha ha ha HA.
oh.
I'm not amused either, damn it!
xo
oh.
I'm not amused either, damn it!
xo
I'm off sign language in few moments.
I tried putting up more christmas lights today, but the tree I normally decorate has grown too tall, so I put them in the holly bushes instead. While taking down last years lights, I discovered that the tree had actually started growing around them. Ick.
Did I mention it was colder than a pimp's heart outside? I was...
Read More
I tried putting up more christmas lights today, but the tree I normally decorate has grown too tall, so I put them in the holly bushes instead. While taking down last years lights, I discovered that the tree had actually started growing around them. Ick.
Did I mention it was colder than a pimp's heart outside? I was...
Read More
Out of curiousity, does anyone not on my list, list me as a friend? I only gots two friends, and they are way more popular me. Would I be cooler if I spelled list all nu-metally, like Lyst? I could start wearing my creepy aviator sunglasses all the time and grow a bitchin' rat tail. I could get my picture taken with David Carradine as...
Read More
Read More
pilar:
i think just having that knife in your hand...
that makes you cool...
just a side note:
I prefer creepy aviator glasses...over bitchin rat tails..
that makes you cool...
just a side note:
I prefer creepy aviator glasses...over bitchin rat tails..
mtlqueen:
let me tell you a good david carradine story, honey...
about five years ago the only work i could get was being cast as "weird girl" extra parts in movies, and one of the first movies i was in was starring david carradine and c. thomas howell. it was a terrible, horrible, awful, futuristic wanna be beyond thunderdome kind of film. anyways, david was supposed to be one of the lead actors, but he was so hammered all the time that he couldn't remember any of his lines, so his part got cut down to one ad libbed "soliloquy" (in non theatrical terms it means he was so drunk that he yammered on a bunch of jibberish to himself for about 30 minutes). the driver for the crew had to go scrape him off of a couple of swanky hotel bar front steps at four in the morning because the staff didn't know what to do with him, and just put him outside like a cat or something. weird. hope that'll keep you amused today.
about five years ago the only work i could get was being cast as "weird girl" extra parts in movies, and one of the first movies i was in was starring david carradine and c. thomas howell. it was a terrible, horrible, awful, futuristic wanna be beyond thunderdome kind of film. anyways, david was supposed to be one of the lead actors, but he was so hammered all the time that he couldn't remember any of his lines, so his part got cut down to one ad libbed "soliloquy" (in non theatrical terms it means he was so drunk that he yammered on a bunch of jibberish to himself for about 30 minutes). the driver for the crew had to go scrape him off of a couple of swanky hotel bar front steps at four in the morning because the staff didn't know what to do with him, and just put him outside like a cat or something. weird. hope that'll keep you amused today.
7:35pm (EST)
Buying plane tickets tonight....
doing a little dance...
Ummm....
yeah
_________________________________________
10:17pm (EST)
The good news is that I got my tickets.
The bad news is that price line bought me tickets for a 6:45am flight from Boston. Eeep. That means I have to leave Lewiston at 2:30am to make it to Logan by 4:45 to make it through security by the time...
Read More
Buying plane tickets tonight....
doing a little dance...
Ummm....
yeah
_________________________________________
10:17pm (EST)
The good news is that I got my tickets.
The bad news is that price line bought me tickets for a 6:45am flight from Boston. Eeep. That means I have to leave Lewiston at 2:30am to make it to Logan by 4:45 to make it through security by the time...
Read More
bruiserboy:
....
[Edited on Dec 16, 2002]
[Edited on Dec 16, 2002]
"God Forbid Sadam Hussein gets his hands on weapons grade zima." -John Stewart
My beer remains frozen in its icey grave of my mini fridge. Why does Jack Osbourne get to hang with Andrew WK and sit in Natalie Portman's lap, and I dont? Don't answer that. I have my own good things coming to me, and they dont involve having to live with Kelly...
Read More
My beer remains frozen in its icey grave of my mini fridge. Why does Jack Osbourne get to hang with Andrew WK and sit in Natalie Portman's lap, and I dont? Don't answer that. I have my own good things coming to me, and they dont involve having to live with Kelly...
Read More
aoife:
Yeah, but come on, Sharon would be your mom! Not to mention Ozzy. . .
MY BEER HAS FROZEN!!!
I went to get a cold one while watching King of the Hill, and discovered, to my horror, that all of my PBR tall boys were full of ice. I have been under the impression that this was an impossibility. While the idea of a PBRcicle is appealing on a hot summer night, I wanted a cold one, not a frozen...
Read More
I went to get a cold one while watching King of the Hill, and discovered, to my horror, that all of my PBR tall boys were full of ice. I have been under the impression that this was an impossibility. While the idea of a PBRcicle is appealing on a hot summer night, I wanted a cold one, not a frozen...
Read More
Another gloomy day in early winter. I spent most of it studying, and putting up Christmas lights.
It snowed this evening. When I first moved to Maine I had never seen snow, so it became this magical thing for me, and remained that way until only just recently. I dont know why its effecting me so much this year.
It snowed this evening. When I first moved to Maine I had never seen snow, so it became this magical thing for me, and remained that way until only just recently. I dont know why its effecting me so much this year.
Winter frost scratches the whites of my eyes,
bloodshot, mirroring the jagged trees,
that scrape away at the dwindling sun,
setting only hours past its rise
Dark by four, closer, the solstice creeps,
into the autumnal abscess, mired in gray,
cold thoughts stir in the bitter nocturne,
so alone, I am robbed of sleep
bloodshot, mirroring the jagged trees,
that scrape away at the dwindling sun,
setting only hours past its rise
Dark by four, closer, the solstice creeps,
into the autumnal abscess, mired in gray,
cold thoughts stir in the bitter nocturne,
so alone, I am robbed of sleep
boxterjulep:
The Wanderers is a great fucking movie!
Every time you tell me baby, when I settle down, gotta get me a trailer park and move my world around....
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
I recorded my family's big dinner on video, because we've never had the opportunity to do so before. There weren't any blow outs, moments of drunken belligerence, or screaming matches this year, just about 40 minutes of strange conversation. Among the topics that came up were:
- My father's crazy uncle poaching Christmas trees.
- My father's cousin who was charged with...
Read More
I recorded my family's big dinner on video, because we've never had the opportunity to do so before. There weren't any blow outs, moments of drunken belligerence, or screaming matches this year, just about 40 minutes of strange conversation. Among the topics that came up were:
- My father's crazy uncle poaching Christmas trees.
- My father's cousin who was charged with...
Read More
user8935778:
did you know screamin' jay hawkins fathered 57 kids in his life!!! thats potency! nice taste in music!
user8935778:
now we must get married.. i spent a summer in maine working at an overnight camp.. it was nice.
for the season....
tee hee