bruiserboy

The black arm band has been used way too much this year. What can I say? Joe Strummer was the man, the lead singer of my favorite band since I was a child. I remember hearing Rock The Casbah sometime around the age of 8, and thinking it was the coolest thing I'd ever heard.
The night we threw Ethan's farewell party, Luke, Ethan, Barry,...
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Nothing beats spending the morning in shock after having a refrigerator dropped on your ankle. The shock has calmed down now. I'm no longer shivering and nauseous. Just cranky and limping. I always imagined having a refrigerator dropped on my ankle would hurt much more than it did. I guess its a learning experience.

Only a week left before my trip. Going to visit a special someone who rocks my socks off. I still have so much to do.
Of course, the most important thing is the Christmas shopping. Family comes first. I still need gifts for my older sister, my brother, Zena, and my mother.
Then I have a bunch of little things to do, like polish my...
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Dude, i am so in love with Atom and His Package's "I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer..."
It's like the song that should have been playing throughout my childhood, because I was that kid in your neighborhood who smashed everything he possibly could with his parent's tools.
You dad's camera not working? Shit, let's smash it!
Your parents...
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I went Christmas shopping in Portland Maine's Old Port district this afternoon, with my sisters. At one point, I was leaning up against a street sign on the corner of Exchange Street, waiting for my sisters to finish shopping for my presents, when I heard someone singing. I turned around to see who it was. This girl who looked like a cross between Kate Winslet...
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Merry Christmas, I Fucked Your Snowman
by the Showcase Showdown

I ruined all your christmas joy
stomped all over your childrens toys
saw your house with its lights a blaze
to crash your holiday's the only way
I knocked that stupid virgin down
threw Joeseph's robes upon the ground
I saw his eyes from across the lawn
and oh-ho-ho my heart was gone

Merry Christmas...
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I ordered my Christmas present yesterday. It's a pair of these Simple, steel cap, 3-eye grinders. I wanted them in the rub-off oxblood, but they didnt have them in stock. Oh well. Maybe I'll pull a Skippy, and use cherry red polish on them. I'm justifying this not as being a male shoe-whore, but because my steel toe docs are getting ratty.
I debated getting...
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Stupid final essays...

Fuck me. Remember when snow days were the greatest shit on earth? You'd wake up, turn on the TV or radio, and pray that your school had been crushed in an avalanche? We're looking at the potential for 10 inches of snow today. My college is shut down until four. Sounds like a good thing, right? Problem is I was supposed to speak to a...
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-Betray-
My heart lies in the exanimate past, though,
you know,
nothing is so far from static,
as the perception of memory,
that is to say, not the minutes scribbled,
the anecdotal evidence
of every hour passed,
but the autobiographical fiction,
penned, culled, and corralled
through recollection,
misty eyes, and whiskey fibs,
sob stories and glory days
We all lie, there, at some point in...
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Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy-critter.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Rolanda's Christmas party. It was Luke who spiked the punch with too much Lewiston-Bottled Rum. I can't help it if I drank 21 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like bile.

I thought it was funny when I put Ethan's bannana hammock on my head and danced...
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"God is not evil Bob."
"He's not saying God is evil. He's saying that he does not pretend to understand God, yet sees his work in everything."
"But Bob, God is not evil."

"I am not made of dirt, Bob, that's just a metaphor in the bible."
"Actually Sharon, you are, according to the second law of thermodynamics, all matter.."
"Now, thats just blasphemy, Bob."...
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