Drunk Internet Thought #36761
You klnow whats great about getting drunk on Jagermeister and PBR in a city of 40,000 people? Your chances of running into a former teacher and thinking, 'Dude, he wont get out of my way. I can fuckin take him.' are like tripled!
Woo!
You klnow whats great about getting drunk on Jagermeister and PBR in a city of 40,000 people? Your chances of running into a former teacher and thinking, 'Dude, he wont get out of my way. I can fuckin take him.' are like tripled!
Woo!

So, I finally have a home. I also have cable internet and lots of cheap soda. I also bought an angle grinder, a heavy bag and boxing gloves, and a new fuel filter for my truck. I think life is pretty much complete.
Do you know what happened to Beth? She vanished while I was awol.