Note to self: Drinking large amounts of coffee in the afternoon, then getting drunk on margaritas and eating jerk chicken chimichangas is not a good idea.
Remember the episodes of the Cosby Show where he would eat a meatball sandwich before bed and have fucked up dreams? Well apparently Tequila, jerk chicken and espresso have a similar effect. Lets just say one of my dreams involved a cast of muppet hillbilly pyromaniacs, an egyptian tomb under the porch, a mummy's curse, Bootsy Collins and Ludakris trying to sell me baggy fitting spandex slacks, a former girlfriend dying of stomache cancer, and a hoe down in the middle of a hurricaine.
Remember the episodes of the Cosby Show where he would eat a meatball sandwich before bed and have fucked up dreams? Well apparently Tequila, jerk chicken and espresso have a similar effect. Lets just say one of my dreams involved a cast of muppet hillbilly pyromaniacs, an egyptian tomb under the porch, a mummy's curse, Bootsy Collins and Ludakris trying to sell me baggy fitting spandex slacks, a former girlfriend dying of stomache cancer, and a hoe down in the middle of a hurricaine.
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