I saw a transvestite yesterday at the Boston Aquarium that looked like Hacksaw Jim Duggan done up Bosom Buddies style. I was showing my brother's fiance Nikki and her mother around the city, it being their first time ina nything larger than Syracuse, and I'm really grateful that they were distracted by Myrtle the 75 year old sea turtle. Nikki's mom hadn't been handling the city well at all as it was, having stayed on the phone with her husband most of the trip, constantly relaying fearful descriptions of homeless guys and menacing pidgeons while insiting that their 13 year old son never set foot in civilization ever again. I honestly think she would have snapped if she had realized the 6'3" woman with five o'clock shadow and hairy legs was a man.
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