bruiser_boy

I worked on clearing out my garden this afternoon. There was a frost last night, and most of the flowers and fruit were dead. I had to stop after a while, because I was breaking out in a rash. After thumbing through my old medical text books, I determined the rash was obviously either Joan Rivers Disease or just the typical skin reaction to handling tomato plants, in which case, I am a moron. Either way, I have decided to err on the side of caution, and quarantine myself.