Believe it or not I had no idea these were real. Until recently I always assumed they were some kind of bullshit porn video theme that somehow caught on, like fucking the pizza boy. However, I recently went to a massage parlor nearby my house and was met by a gorgeous Asian lady in a slinky, black mini dress and no bra. Honestly, I had just wanted a body rub but by the look of this lady my body wasn't the only thing going to get a rub if I stayed. As it turns out she was really busy and asked me to come back saving me from making a bullshit excuse about why I had to get the flying fuck out of there! Thinking that maybe I was jumping to conclusions I decided to research this place online and found their ad on Craigslist. Low and behold there is the very same Asian lady looking very sexy in a see through top. Um... wow.
The moral of the story kiddos, sometimes rumors aren't just rumors.