Hrm. Thanks?
Who on earth could ever love ME? Seriously. I am perhaps the most egotistical, self centered, selfish, uncaring, forgetful person one could ever meet. Crap. Now whoever reads this will believe that I am fishing for the "oh no, you are wonderful!" comments. Incorrect. I just don't have any real desire to please other people, except only as a side effect when fucking.
So let's talk about my favorite subject of mine: me.
Seriously though. You are beautiful whoever you are. That is, as long as you fit my ideal expectations and can self lubricate.
Who on earth could ever love ME? Seriously. I am perhaps the most egotistical, self centered, selfish, uncaring, forgetful person one could ever meet. Crap. Now whoever reads this will believe that I am fishing for the "oh no, you are wonderful!" comments. Incorrect. I just don't have any real desire to please other people, except only as a side effect when fucking.
So let's talk about my favorite subject of mine: me.
Seriously though. You are beautiful whoever you are. That is, as long as you fit my ideal expectations and can self lubricate.