brkfstdagwood

I got a job at Home Depot. I mix paint.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE




1st day of work.... I'm about to go on break when I notice this guy sitting in one of the shelves. Now this isn't justany guy, THIS is a naked guy. Well, he had boots on, and this kind of speedo thing. To top it off he's got a big price sticker stuck on his fore-head. With a mullet and missing teeth, and twinkle in his eye... he was every bit a hick. I should have gone and found a manager, but I did the only thing I COULD do after sniffing the paint fumes... I bought him. Walked right up to him and stared for awhile and said "SOLD!!!" Rolled him right out of the store in a shopping cart and told him to leave. I didn't want to see the gu get arrested, which is what would have happened I'm sure, had it not been me. Still... what a fucked up place.