feeling a lil inspirational so here goes "you know that fucker is goin 'a burn up soon and leave us all in the cold blackness of eternity so enjoy it while you can suckers." 
Let's play a game its called "Where's TheAngus?" I love that guy, I mean WTF is he doing in this picture?!? He is such an incredible interpretive dancer,,,I think he said this one was called "The Monkey has Kidney Stones or a Kick to the Crotch"
RIP TheAngus naughty boy
In other news unfortunately can't show you any pics but I had the incredible honor and opportunity to shoot a mind-blowing (if I do say so myself) set with my alltime most favoritest most beautifullest SG Zui when she was in town this week. She was such a pleasure to hang out and work with. What an amazingly talented and animated model. And my god man those eyes *drools* Her pervertedly sick sense of humor sealed her as one of the coolest girls on the planet. Yes just being in her unholy presence left me rocked...bone-chillingly rocked.
See you on tour with Bon Jovi! 
Closer to home my partner in crime Lyric
and I are doing great, she is so much damn fun to hang out with and is proving to be my perfect muse. I am such a lucky guy.
We just spent 2 very special and a lil dirty afternoons getting back in touch with each other and nature taking pictures and watching sunsets and taking pictures of watching sunsets at a local reservoir and botanical garden.
My baby rocks her shit correct AND commando
Walking down a peaceful wooded path we were suddenly attacked by a deadly man-eating snake...a drunken, rabid and highly venomous Copperhead with murder on its mind and had in fact been recently paroled for sex crimes. It rattled at me when I tried to get all Steve Erwin on his ass so pissed myself and then wetted the poor bastard down with the AK-47 I carry in my camera bag...once again I managed to save the day with my cool disposition and unmatched herpetology expertise...jk folks cuz i love snakes and even gave a dead ball python mouth to mouth once but that is a whole other story...
Yes we are nerds, but fucking hot nerds so fuck off.
Let's play a game its called "Where's TheAngus?" I love that guy, I mean WTF is he doing in this picture?!? He is such an incredible interpretive dancer,,,I think he said this one was called "The Monkey has Kidney Stones or a Kick to the Crotch"
RIP TheAngus naughty boy
In other news unfortunately can't show you any pics but I had the incredible honor and opportunity to shoot a mind-blowing (if I do say so myself) set with my alltime most favoritest most beautifullest SG Zui when she was in town this week. She was such a pleasure to hang out and work with. What an amazingly talented and animated model. And my god man those eyes *drools* Her pervertedly sick sense of humor sealed her as one of the coolest girls on the planet. Yes just being in her unholy presence left me rocked...bone-chillingly rocked.
See you on tour with Bon Jovi!
Closer to home my partner in crime Lyric
and I are doing great, she is so much damn fun to hang out with and is proving to be my perfect muse. I am such a lucky guy.
We just spent 2 very special and a lil dirty
afternoons getting back in touch with each other and nature taking pictures and watching sunsets and taking pictures of watching sunsets at a local reservoir and botanical garden.
My baby rocks her shit correct AND commando
Walking down a peaceful wooded path we were suddenly attacked by a deadly man-eating snake...a drunken, rabid and highly venomous Copperhead with murder on its mind and had in fact been recently paroled for sex crimes. It rattled at me when I tried to get all Steve Erwin on his ass so pissed myself and then wetted the poor bastard down with the AK-47 I carry in my camera bag...once again I managed to save the day with my cool disposition and unmatched herpetology expertise...jk folks cuz i love snakes and even gave a dead ball python mouth to mouth once but that is a whole other story...
Yes we are nerds, but fucking hot nerds so fuck off.
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The 'I know where your other eye went was a reference to a journal entry, but alas, it has been buried under the sands of time. Actually I tink its just one journal entry back.
I wish I had the mons for more cameras. I scraped together some cizash for my digicam but its nothing fancy. My old-ass Canon is my baby though. She's old, but she is RAD. No fancy lenses either. Until I have more money I just have to do with the one in my camera and the one (or two. I suppose) in my head.
I don't mind yer gassies. I can out belch you mofos anytime.