brian9404

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision." Aboyne - A verb that means to beat an expert at a game by playing so poorly and appallingly that all of his or her skills are rendered utterly useless. "The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. GOOD. Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to." "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.""Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen happens again. All of this, however, doesn't necessarily happen in chronological order." "What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer." "In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a "bad move"." "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." Woking is the term used to describe when you walk into a room with direct intent to do something and immediately forget what it is as soon as you arrive.

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