brian9404

SEX WITH DUCKS





And if you don't like that from Garfunkel and Oates, FUCK You...

... No really.... that's the name of their other song.

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. Life is a level of complexity that almost lies outside our vision." Aboyne - A verb that means to beat an expert at a game by playing so poorly and appallingly that all of his or her skills are rendered...
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I am so pissed off tonight. It's unbelievable!!! I got robbed today by the chief of police!!!! I was trying to be a nice guy and when the chief called for a donation to hire new police officers for the city. Times are tough right now for everyone, including me by the way, and I realize that during these times, crime goes up. So I...
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I AM KING OF THE DORKS!!!!! Celeb Sighting.

I was so excited yesterday. I run a restaurant in Central, NH. Important city and state people come in, but it's central NH. So, yesterday, I'm at the greeters area and Jason Hawes walks in. He looks so much thinner and smaller in real life so I didn't really know it was him... So I talk to...
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It's so liberating to have a space to write your innermost thoughts out in public where no one will ever see them or know them... And for that reason, if you write a blog and no one reads it, does it really exist? So... I've been thinking about the things that I really want to do in my life. If I could do or have...
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So, Happy Easter everyone who cares. I still have to work today, so I don't so much. My kids will be psyched, but me... another day leading up to my eventual execution. I love my job, but I feel like my bosses would be really happy to see me go. Not that they don't particularly like me, but the bastards are constantly thinking they can...
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Tried to upload pictures from my webcam last night and the piece of crap laptop kept freezing. The crappy desktop takes forever, but at least it'll actually work. I need to get it fixed!!!! Sitting around with nothing to do or say. What else is new in my life.

It's the beginning of the baseball season and I think I need to explain VORP. This is a great baseball term that can be adapted for regular life. In baseball, VORP is value of replacement player. Basically, if you put someone else in to play for this player, would your team be better or worse. Now, we all have that person in our life, either...
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