Yo. I haven't been on here in a while cause I've been too lazy to type and/or think that much after work. It's not that I'm doing anything physically or mentally strenuous at work, I'm just exceptionally lazy.
Anywho, my sweet-as-pie girlfriend bought me Paper Mario*high fives Amadeus* as an early anniversary/Christmas present, so that'll occupy my day off tomorrow. I'll also need to go out to purchase some spiffy khakis for work sometime soon. Seeing people in khakis and blue shirts make customers spend more money. It's true, I wanna buy stuff just by thinking about my uniform.
Word of advice : if you like strawberry daquiris (I do!), buy the frozen mix that comes in cans not the stuff that comes in a big tub. That stuff tastes funny after a while. And by "funny" I mean "like pink sugar water mixes with rum".
Since I've run out of anything original or interesting to say, I leave you with some extra-cheesy lyrics that have been stuck in my head;
"Do not defy my bidding for my magic has the power
To turn you into statues
If you meet with my displeasure,
You look at me as though
I'm mad but soon you shall be gone!"
Anywho, my sweet-as-pie girlfriend bought me Paper Mario*high fives Amadeus* as an early anniversary/Christmas present, so that'll occupy my day off tomorrow. I'll also need to go out to purchase some spiffy khakis for work sometime soon. Seeing people in khakis and blue shirts make customers spend more money. It's true, I wanna buy stuff just by thinking about my uniform.
Word of advice : if you like strawberry daquiris (I do!), buy the frozen mix that comes in cans not the stuff that comes in a big tub. That stuff tastes funny after a while. And by "funny" I mean "like pink sugar water mixes with rum".
Since I've run out of anything original or interesting to say, I leave you with some extra-cheesy lyrics that have been stuck in my head;
"Do not defy my bidding for my magic has the power
To turn you into statues
If you meet with my displeasure,
You look at me as though
I'm mad but soon you shall be gone!"
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
ovida:
Moon of DEATH!! It's pale-ness will blind you, BLIND YOOOOOOUUUU!! 
trixel:
I see a uniform and I'm not thinking "buy product". I'm thinking am I doing anything arrestworthy? Ah paranoia is a grand thing. 
