Tuesday Oct 30, 2007

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I got banned from tagging. I think it was either the tag "the no vagine guy must have died" or "IBTC stands for Insanely Big Titty Committee".... 3 months... that's retarded. I've only had tagging abilities for 29 days too...
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alecks:
"i dont get angry: i get stabby."

"My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a pornstar!"
chokey:
I MISS BEING BOYGRIV.

Friday Sep 07, 2007

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When my parents bought me my first iPod for my 17th birthday, that shit was the cutting god damn edge. Forty gigabytes (god damn) of music, $400. Two years later, I got a 30gb video, $250.

Apple just released the newest iPods, and in the batch is the new and improved (how could it be new if it's something else being improved?) iPod Classic. One-hundred...
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Wednesday Aug 29, 2007

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"Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a deadly combination"
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inga:
lonleyness and pizza is too...sigh....
vienna:
lol Yup it's what I do in my spare time and I'm sure it is damn healthy for a grown women smile robot.....anyways I'm feeling down ...I'm going to go get a cheeseburger

Monday Jul 23, 2007

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been meaning to delete this post.
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alecks:
what episode was it when Homer is nowhere to be seen for like the first half then hes finally in the dining room having a conversation with Marge and she says something like "theres something different about Bart." and Homer says "new glasses?"...
M: i think something is wrong with him
H: probably misses his old glasses
M:i want to ask but i feel like id be smothering him
H:yeah and then youd get the gas
M> Homer thats not what i meant
H it is Marge admit it

it kinda makes you think god why wasnt i asking where Homer was earlier
alecks:
yeah i didnt actually think of it as gold i just thought it was the oddest debut of Homer in an episode but i forgot which one

also Aeron went into detail about when Kirk got fired and i forgot how funny that part was

" i dont remember saying have a nice life."

Friday Jun 15, 2007

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Panic at the Disco is proof that no matter how shitty your band is, you can't fuck up "Tonight, Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins. You can take "1979" and shitty it up, but there's no way to fuck up a classic like "Tonight, Tonight"
clioandeu:
They sure fucked up "This is Halloween" for the Nightmare Before Christmas 3D. That makes me sad--I guess it's not a classic. Fucking shitty bands.

Thursday Jun 07, 2007

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Be my friend.
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clioandeu:
Indeed I did. And the weather is a little wet right now. But if you're coming in the fall, you'll catch the Humboldt summer, which usually lasts from August until November. It's a lovely time of year.
alecks:
the goggles they do nothing!

fuckin forgot that one i dont know HOW

Wednesday Mar 14, 2007

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Yarrr, I'm.. not attractive.
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alecks:
"Alright just stay calm Frinky... these babies will be in the stores while hes still grappling with the PICKLE matrix goyvin glavinnnnn!"
alecks:
hahaha thats so funny to picture... i was just chuckling right now and my friends were wondering why but i didnt want to explain it... i owe you a quote back

Saturday Feb 03, 2007

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Tonight at Save Mart I helped out these cute girls (well, one was vaguely cute and the other one was hideous, but they had big boobs... I'll be real) who had a pack of batteries and nothing else. On the way out I asked what they were up to and one of them said, "well, y'know, just gonna go home and put these in my...
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alecks:
O Visalia

well atleast shes doing her part to quell the rapid teen pregnancy rate here

=-> Alecks
alecks:
ps. God - "i sent my son to earth once. what did you guys do to him? hes never been the same since!"

*pans to quiet Jesus spinning slowly on a swing."

Tuesday Jan 23, 2007

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Mountain Lions
Mountain lions are very shy creatures and are rarely seen. However, they have been spotted in the community forest on occasion and in the woods behind the Canyon. Should you have an encounter with a mountain lion, DO NOT turn and run away. Give the animal its space, shout or yell at it, this will likely cause it to move along on its...
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pistolita:
my cervix is Wolverine!! Fuck yeah! That's pretty bad ass.
sheena:
Thanks for the comment on my new set, I'm glad you liked it!

Tuesday Jan 16, 2007

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Tonight at work two wetbacks (I'm Mexican, by the way) stole at least $75 worth of Corona. Came in, 24-pack. Came in fucking two hours later, a few more 24-packs. Those fuckers were fast too. We were like "No way they're gonna try to run past us." and the manager was in position to take them down.... and sure enough, they went out the fucking...
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kayliane:
thank you for the cute comment- now I will be dreaming up all kinds of "wacky" backgrounds for the next couple of days wink
xoxo xkl
alecks:
hahaah

*On the episode where Homer becomes a missionary to dodge PBS, he builds a church then states*

"now i may not know alot about god, but id say we built a pretty good cage for him."

=-> Alecks

Friday Jan 12, 2007

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Blogging here has been kinda shitty...
I won a $75 gas card at work today.
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