Next time you see me, remind me that I am a lilly white asshole who shouldn't go out in the sun, especially to the lake and boat around for 5 hours.
I'm burnt to a crisp on my back and chest and it effing sucks. 
  
Any kind girls wanna rub aloe on my back since I can't reach it? 
 
Now that you're rich, you're just kind of a whore.
    
  I'm burnt to a crisp on my back and chest and it effing sucks.
 
  
Any kind girls wanna rub aloe on my back since I can't reach it?
 
 
Now that you're rich, you're just kind of a whore.
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but only if I can give it a high five when I'm done!