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Today me and a good friend of mine were driving in my car and the clock hit 4:20. She pointed and with out a word I put on the song Smoke Two Joints and we both lit up a cigarette and pretended to smoke a blunt. It was a beautiful day today.
While sitting in the mall waiting for a friend to get off, me and the aforementioned friend started talking in a redneck accent (we had reasons but it's too long to go into), the two people I was with picked up on it, not knowing the context and not caring. We had a conversation in those voices for about 30 minutes. We made up a whole story about our trailer park neighbors and acted like the most ignorant fools ever. It was hilarious. We went on about how gays and black people were ruining the country and george bush was a great man. we talked about bertha down the dirt road getting her arm bitten off by an alligator. It was ridiculous. I love my friends.

Right now I'm incredibly stoned and the only thing that could have made this day better would have been if I had gotten laid and/or had some beer. Actually we did have beer but it was the most disgusting liquid of my life and I refused to drink it. I'm a budlight girl.

I ramble so bad when I'm high so if you read all of this, props to you.