From hugegeek

She has good taste in literature, she loves rats and cats, she's friendly (or so she swears wink ), and she's heartbreakingly adorable. What else could you possibly want? Other than taking her out for dinner and just staring at her for a few hours, creeping her out, and guaranteeing that you'll never get another date, ever. At least, that's what would happen if I ever talked her into a date. ARRR!!!