Hungover to shit, want to drive to the bunker and get myself a roll, but can't, because I'm pretty sure I'm still over the limit. I don't know why this is funny...
but it is. Hysterically so. So I will continue to eat my surprise Roses box and giggle like a two year old at this highly immature shit.
So I've got a bit of mischief planned for when I get back from holiday! Me and my brother let slip to my Dad that I was going to get a tattoo. My Dad, although not keen asked me what I was having, so, replying truthfully, I said 'a skull'. My brother, piss taker that he is, said that it was going to be in
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Brilliant link. Will have you chuckling in the aisles.
So I was thinking about Vampires recently, as I seldom do. I also happened to come across this photo on Facebook. It's a vampire slaying kit. 3 crucifixes, 2 miniature portraits of Jesus, prayer book, holy water (classic), crystals (new age Vampires?), a knife, a gun a mallet and a stake. Naturally, in pristine condition.
But hear this, you know in the movies (not Twilight,
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So this hidden talent thing has been doing the rounds so I thought I'd post mine (is it, though? I'll let you decide) NB it's still very much a work in process, there might well be grammatical mistakes, inconsistencies or I might have just got something wrong entirely, the historical context being what it is.
Irritated I couldn't get my first, second or even fourth choice of username I got frustrated and tried to see if 'Boner' was taken. It was! Funny shit. I then remembered that scene in '40-year-old Virgin' where Paul Rudd's character gives Carrel's character a massive box of porn, in particular the infamous 'Boner Jams '08'
So I typed in BonerJams and here we are. It...
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