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This really is an awesome song. Weirdly sexy and mesmeric.

I have a really good idea for a music video for this, too. Well it involves hordes of Suicide Girls, so can't be a shit idea exactly, can it?

So imagine the scene. Hot summers day in a generic suburban neighbourhood. A bunch of tattoo'd lovelies riding bikes, skateboards, sitting on the kerb playing Gameboy,...
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Not bad for my first attempt! Stay tuned for my next go, I'll be doing a Croque Poutain. What the difference? Croque Poutain has a pickle in it 😉

Hate it or love it, you have to admit... that's an incredible result!

SNP were always going to do well but only two non-SNP seats and one of them is CONSERVATIVE?! WHUT?!

Also Conservative sneaking seats in Wales of all fucking places? Incredible!

Can't say I'm an outright fan of the SNP, but that's what labour gets for taking Scotland for granted as one giant
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As some of you may have heard, @Kemper is leaving us.

I'll keep it short, but I thought I should say something. After all, she's why I joined up in the first place. Although I'm still happy I did and I've found other reasons for staying, but it's sad to think she's leaving nonetheless.

Well done, thank you and good luck.

Chris

Thinking of taking the shears to my head. My hair is pissing me off! It's just curly enough to be a nightmare to style and if I leave it, it's neither straight, nor curly enough to look good if I just leave it. I just look scruffy most of the time, occasionally going through vats of hair gel. AAAAARG! Also my brother and father are
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Turns out EVERYTHING I thought I knew about how to make Ramen (Japanese noodle soup) is wrong. Dead wrong. It also takes way longer than even I usually take. :? Cool book, though.