Irritated I couldn't get my first, second or even fourth choice of username I got frustrated and tried to see if 'Boner' was taken. It was! Funny shit. I then remembered that scene in '40-year-old Virgin' where Paul Rudd's character gives Carrel's character a massive box of porn, in particular the infamous 'Boner Jams '08'
So I typed in BonerJams and here we are. It took five minutes for it to stop being funny and ten seconds thereafter for me to feel like a mega-creep. Even compared to some of the other usernames on this site.
I can't change it. I am now fucking 'Bonerjams' for the foreseeable future. Nice one, me #fuckingdickhead #notsofunnynow