I just farted in front of my boyfriend's friend so that he would leave the house.
For real.
This is the 4th fucking day he's been here and I have not gotten a new years lay for 3 YEARS because he is always here!!
So anyway. Yeah, it was a loud one too.
Should I tell him that I did it intentionally?
For real.
This is the 4th fucking day he's been here and I have not gotten a new years lay for 3 YEARS because he is always here!!
So anyway. Yeah, it was a loud one too.
Should I tell him that I did it intentionally?
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mattoafilmscore:
wow. nice.