bollweevil

Due to matters outside of my control I need a plumber. There is not a single plumbing agency called "Plumbing Springs" in the town of Running Springs. Someone needs to take advantage of this opportunity and now.

Don't let this ship sail on you, dear reader.

Somebody bought a jug of grape juice. I'm drinking a big ol' glass of the blood of Christ.

Getting 5 a day never made me feel so spiritual

Dear Schools,

I want to go to you! Which one of you is good?

Thank you,
Andrew Tolson.

I set a goal for myself and I met it. I weight 184 pounds and wear a size 32 waist. I am no longer a fat kid. Three cheers for me.

MAN. I drew a comic involving a guy I met and the banana he was eating. The guy I met happened to be black. I've been getting all these comments about "black guy and banana, man Andrew what's the deal? Are you a racist?"

it took me some time to see where these jerks were going with this. I didn't consider it. You people are...
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TRUE TALES OF HORROR:

Yesterday I was able to get close enough to a pack of bros to hear part of their conversation.

Normally I wouldn't be able to get close enough to a pack of males to hear their conversation. When they see me in normal garb they usually fall silent and stare. This time, however, I was in work clothes and so I...
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Do you know anything about Boston?

Quasi-Website:

Planet for one

Drawings and comics (again eventually)

I forgot how to draw today. For christmas I want my talent back.

(I plan to exaggerate the amount of talent I had when I speak to Santa Klaus about this.)