I had a tough decision to make...
Real life is getting a bit too busy, leaving no time to play here - or even visit semi-regularly.
So...
When my account expires on the 17th, I won't be renewing it.
For now.
I will be back as soon as things settle down a bit.
Send me your email if you'd like to keep in touch during... Read More
Where do I start?
Nowhere, I guess...
Moving (lifting and carrying even the lightest of boxes) was not a smart thing by any means.
Pain is the name of the game these days.
I can't stand up on my own, can't stand straight, can barely walk.
But damn it, I moved and I'm happy!
And I'm still surrounded by chaos.
I am in my new room.
Chaos surrounds me.
And yet, I am happy.
The not-happy (not happy at all) part is that most of the world is populated by morons and hence, I will not have DSL until Jan. 5 and have to use dial-up, which is not only incredibly slow, but is also our house line and internet access for my roommate as... Read More
baby... i'm dying... crying my eyes out... my 15 yr old cat is dying...like i'm gonna have to take him to the vet like in tomorrow or friday... i've had him since he was a kitten...
ugh..
wife is in europe! on biz.... no shit... she travels abroad alot...i'm drinking and stinking thinking about this poor kitty...
So today, I started moving into my new place.
Against very strict orders from three doctors NOT to move, carry or lift anything, I did.
It wasn't smart.
And I'll do it all again tomorrow. And on Wednesday.
Then I will die, but I will be moved.
I hate moving.
I have too much crap.
I wish it was Thursday.
It's probably not going to be really fun for you guys, but I'm having a 'yay me' moment!
I just spent the last 6 hours trying to take care of my financial life. Somehow, none of my bills went through the last month (I do it all on line), which resulted in all those late fees and finance charges.... Read More
OK, since I'm still drowning in work, maybe I can get away with a joke instead of updating?
Maybe I'm the biggest dork in the world, but I just about died from laughter at this one:
As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real... Read More
A little girl asked her mother,
"Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied,
"No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"