bobby13

Just a list I compiled of classic "DUDES WHO SUCK."

1. Guys with raised trucks with monster wheels with decals that often read things like "bad ass boys, with bad ass toys." Dude, get over yourself, the tuff guy routine is pathetic. Obviously you have low self esteem. Maybe there's a decal for that.

2. Guys who desperately try to be Mr. Exciting all the...
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BEARDS

Im absolutely an advocate of beard growing, no doubt about it. After all, the vikings had beards and they were all that is man. But many men violate the basic beard rules.

Rule 1 - If you can't grow a beard properly, don't try.

It looks like you cut off your pubes and glued them to your face.

Rule 2 - Don't grow a...
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WHEN IT HITS MY BLOOD

I stole from my mother
to hock her TV
she locked herself in the bathroom
she locked herself away from me

I'm not her son
when it hits my blood

I've never felt this good before,
I've never been at peace inside

my mother's a pill fiend
my girlfriend cut the rope, burned the sail
step on it yourself, man...
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This blog's for you. You know who you are......I've never been much of a blogger, but its time for me to fucking get with it, and enter this era of meaningess "who gives a fuck," virtual psycho-babble. I must admit, its very unlikely that i will write about day to day stuff, as im sure no one gives a shit if i went to jamba...
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So everyone who sees this, please check out the weird comedy movie trailer I made. Lemme know whatcha think.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HFJcz8TUpiI