after nearly two weeks of no waves a new swell is filling in. of course i'm stuck here in the office banging my forehead against my keyboard while i watch the sets roll into malibu on the webcam. i had a call this morning with the federal trade commission and i could barely comprehend what was going on, much less answer questions because the thirst...
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macaca went to my high school
no bullshit
no bullshit
thirtyseven:
i never heard that word before today..
warning: intense wasting of time may result in clicking the link
join the dopewar and hook up with my cartel the CA$H MONEY BROTHERS
AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER?
join the dopewar and hook up with my cartel the CA$H MONEY BROTHERS
AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER?
my girlfriend made me promise not to have sex with carmen electra
absurdity abounds
absurdity abounds
catatac:
What is this world coming to when people tell you you can't have sex with Carmen Electra? Come on, now.
SO I was reading through you last few journals and they're really well-written and interesting. Kudos. Friend me, please!
SO I was reading through you last few journals and they're really well-written and interesting. Kudos. Friend me, please!

theslant:
Perhaps..
she went into the future and saw it.
..and perhaps..
your future failure to not have sex with carmen electra will inadvertently instigate a chain of events that will destroy humanity.
Just to be safe, you really should have sex with Carmen Electra.
she went into the future and saw it.
..and perhaps..
your future failure to not have sex with carmen electra will inadvertently instigate a chain of events that will destroy humanity.
Just to be safe, you really should have sex with Carmen Electra.
i love it when i receive faxes that say 'notify me if you didn't receive this'
joscelyne:
Me too!
digdug:
people still send faxes???
a random hookup came through on sunday morning and i found myself on a private beach with my favorite shortboard under my arm looking out at a beautiful, uncrowded (which in so cal means less than 10 people in the lineup) right hand point break. the swell was dying down but sets would still come through about head high so i was super stoked to...
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clovesbud:
Great video!
Great vacation shots too! Damn, I need one...
Great vacation shots too! Damn, I need one...
i've been busy in the kitchen lately.
recent creations include tequila & lime chicken, sticky sweet pork ribs, banana & taro pancakes.
in other news, my shirt has coconut shell buttons.
recent creations include tequila & lime chicken, sticky sweet pork ribs, banana & taro pancakes.
in other news, my shirt has coconut shell buttons.
theslant:
tequila and lime chicken?! that sounds like a match made in heaven.
I love banana and taro root, but not pancakes. I wonder which would win a battle in my mouth.
I love banana and taro root, but not pancakes. I wonder which would win a battle in my mouth.
theslant:
freakin' everyone loved wolfmother. I'm sad I missed them.
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mavi:
hey. hows the surf been over there?
ps nice tat.
[Edited on Apr 16, 2006 5:57PM]
ps nice tat.
[Edited on Apr 16, 2006 5:57PM]
friedhamster:
what style is that? whats it called?
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elvgrenink:
I knew you were in the porn industry but I didn't know you were such a big man
Anyway, Happy Birthday!! And thanks for being my old school SG friend.

Anyway, Happy Birthday!! And thanks for being my old school SG friend.

bpatrick:
Happy birthday!