your tax dollars are hard at work. its hard work. and we're workin hard at it. and 'merica is on the right track, by golly.
the senate commerce subcommittee on science held a hearing thursday addressing the blight that pornography places on society. subcommittee chairman sam brownback (r-kansas) orchestrated the proceeding in order to determine that internet pornography is corrupting children and hooking adults into an addiction that threatens their LIVES! conveniently ignored is the simple fact that nobody had figured out how to make a buck from the internet until porn came along.
in other news, my favorite rone-ree pint-sized despot, kim jong il of north korea appears to be dropping the honorific title 'great leader'. however, the beloved leader hasn't changed the marvelously fabricated tale of his birth (born on a mountain top, heralded by two rainbows, killed him a bear, peed on a 'lectric fence, etc).
because of this move to waterdown the deity-speak, my favorite tyrant remains josef desire mobutu sese seko kuku ngbendu wa za banga (the all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake). say what you will about the sorry state that zaire was in following the kabilla-led rebellion but mobutu sure knew how to pick a name.
king of the wild frontier!
the senate commerce subcommittee on science held a hearing thursday addressing the blight that pornography places on society. subcommittee chairman sam brownback (r-kansas) orchestrated the proceeding in order to determine that internet pornography is corrupting children and hooking adults into an addiction that threatens their LIVES! conveniently ignored is the simple fact that nobody had figured out how to make a buck from the internet until porn came along.
in other news, my favorite rone-ree pint-sized despot, kim jong il of north korea appears to be dropping the honorific title 'great leader'. however, the beloved leader hasn't changed the marvelously fabricated tale of his birth (born on a mountain top, heralded by two rainbows, killed him a bear, peed on a 'lectric fence, etc).
because of this move to waterdown the deity-speak, my favorite tyrant remains josef desire mobutu sese seko kuku ngbendu wa za banga (the all-powerful warrior who, because of his endurance and inflexible will to win, will go from conquest to conquest leaving fire in his wake). say what you will about the sorry state that zaire was in following the kabilla-led rebellion but mobutu sure knew how to pick a name.
king of the wild frontier!
wendy1:
oh man thanks for the elvis costello thing, I LOVED it. You are the coolest.