Thursday Jun 29, 2006

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my girlfriend made me promise not to have sex with carmen electra

absurdity abounds
catatac:
What is this world coming to when people tell you you can't have sex with Carmen Electra? Come on, now.

SO I was reading through you last few journals and they're really well-written and interesting. Kudos. Friend me, please! smile
theslant:
Perhaps..

she went into the future and saw it.

..and perhaps..

your future failure to not have sex with carmen electra will inadvertently instigate a chain of events that will destroy humanity.

Just to be safe, you really should have sex with Carmen Electra.

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