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digdug:
i need one.
where do you get them?
mavi:
i'll keep my eye out for ya. bummers 'bout the staples, hope youre doing alright.
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i've been spending pretty significant wads of time thinking things over lately and i've decided that i no longer want any professional affiliation with the world-o-porn. i've had a good run of things and the past 7 (!!) years have been interesting to say the least but i think it is time that smut and i part ways. i had a pretty good feeling that...
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jaytan:
i could launch one of my many diatribes about the fetishization of asian women but i think i'll just whatever instead

Good call. That shit is kinda weird. Newbie, I guess.
theslant:
Hey, I'm currently re-learning piano. I was scarred as a child with a psychotic filipina control-freak of a teacher, but I've come to find that while I don't desire to be a concert pianist, I really want to play certain songs. Right now, I hope to learn a lot of Bach stuff once I get a Mendelsohnn (sp?) piece re-learned.

Good luck in your future ventures.
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edea:
kiss
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the wisdom of my 29 years on this earth can be summed up very simply.

the answer is: there is no answer
theslant:
wait.. so.. what do I put on the test? is it a trick question?

damn, I never should have tried to copy off you in the first place.
kaylaisobscene:
eh' its okay. Thank you though.
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after nearly two weeks of no waves a new swell is filling in. of course i'm stuck here in the office banging my forehead against my keyboard while i watch the sets roll into malibu on the webcam. i had a call this morning with the federal trade commission and i could barely comprehend what was going on, much less answer questions because the thirst...
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warning: intense wasting of time may result in clicking the link

join the dopewar and hook up with my cartel the CA$H MONEY BROTHERS

AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER?
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my girlfriend made me promise not to have sex with carmen electra

absurdity abounds
catatac:
What is this world coming to when people tell you you can't have sex with Carmen Electra? Come on, now.

SO I was reading through you last few journals and they're really well-written and interesting. Kudos. Friend me, please! smile
theslant:
Perhaps..

she went into the future and saw it.

..and perhaps..

your future failure to not have sex with carmen electra will inadvertently instigate a chain of events that will destroy humanity.

Just to be safe, you really should have sex with Carmen Electra.
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i love it when i receive faxes that say 'notify me if you didn't receive this'
joscelyne:
Me too!
digdug:
people still send faxes???