blujazzmunki

Why does coffee have a nasty habit of failing to kick in when you need it to do, and instead having a delayed reaction and thus waking you up stone cold at 4am.
Waking up to your house mate and another mate drunk in the front room, play fighting, after drinking a fridge of beer and half a bottle of Jack. I wanted that Jack
In my profile photo I seem to have a lot of unusual contours on my face.

So I'm gonna kiss you now and hold the rest back until you bite me.