I came home and heard a weird noise coming from my bedroom. I thought I was going to catch this guy in the act with another women. So I open the door very quietly as to not disturb them. But I find him on the floor using my robotic dildo thrusting machine on himself. He that thing dialed up to 11. That thing was working his ass harder than I ever came close too. I stood there stunned for a second and then finally found my voice. What are you doing I asked. I guess you can say that literally scared the shit out of him. He jumped up the toy came flying out his ass, still going 1000 Rpms and before he could shut it off it painted the whole floor a nice light chocolate brown. All I could say is I’m not cleaning that and make sure you use plenty of bleach. We still have never been able to talk about it.
