Darkness Imprisoning Me...
You know,,,, this fuckin' gettin' dark early bullshit is messin' with my mind. We're only like 3 weeks into daylight savings and I'm already halfway to Jack Nicholson's character in "The Shining". Haven't made-out with any dead ladies in a strange hotel room, but I'm sure a trip to the bars could easily resolve that. And let's face it- half the chicks I nail are dead bangs anyways, so... what can ya do? But I digress... this kid needs more fuckin' sun! Sure my vitamin D deficiancy will make for more twisted updates, but I'm at best when my juices are flowing- not when the pre-winter doldrums are sucking my will to live. Guess I just need to go out and spot some new beaver. And upon seeing such beaver, I would ask myself: "myself, would Ike Turner hit it?"
"would you?"
Wehn u come to australia come to perth and u can stay with me any time ure a champ
xox