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The F*ck you and Die Agency (F.D.A.)



Sgt. Z bids a friend farewell and empties his clip into the FDA.


I recently became aware of a little known policy that a certain government agency is trying to slip under the radar without any attention. And I'm pissed. So, please excuse me focusing on a matter other than sex, drugs, or prostitutes. Let's get real for...
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight!



Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion.

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kmpng Chhnng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of...
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Pentagon says Iraq war erodes military's abilities - NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!


In an annual classified report required by Congress, Air Force Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said stress on manpower and equipment could limit the ability to win other possible wars as quickly as the Pentagon had previously forecast, defense officials said on Tuesday.

Myers stated in the report that...
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To My Coy Mistress -By SSGT. Dave
Current mood: pleased

Staff Sergeant Dave opines on the rotten fruit of love's labor.

Mrs. Right is out there waiting for me. She's chain smoking in an abortion clinic, in the shitty end of some big city, acting like she doesn't have insurance to get the state subsidized mistake eraser. Sitting there, that sad "how could he do...
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Congo still utterly fucked
"Militiamen grilled bodies on a spit and boiled two girls alive as their mother watched, U.N. peacekeepers charged Wednesday, adding cannibalism to a list of atrocities allegedly carried out by one of the tribal groups fighting in northeast Congo... some victims were killed by torture and decapitation. Those not killed were held in labor camps and forced to work as fishermen,...
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Today in Rotten History:

Mar 13 1881


An anarchist from the radical group People's Will throws a bomb which disrupts Czar Alexander II's motorcade. After he thanks God for his deliverance, the anarchist yells "It is too early to thank God" and throws a second bomb, causing injuries from which Alexander bleeds to death.

Mar 13 1923

Twenty-two persons killed in a poison rice episode,...
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Loving Kids Kill Mommy, Grampy, and Grammy. Bury Them In Basement

INDIANAPOLIS-- Investigators found human remains in a basement under fresh concrete after a brother and sister told them they had killed their mother and grandparents, authorities said Wednesday.
Investigators worked into early Wednesday digging up concrete in the grandparents' small, wood-frame home on the city's east side, and a forensic anthropologist was brought in...
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Mom Beats Sons With Beer After They Refuse To Roll Her Doobies

SMYRNA, GA-- A mother has been arrested for throwing cans of beer at her children and beating her oldest son after he refused to roll joints for her, police said.
Beverly Fisher, 48, was arrested Wednesday after her 11-year-old son called police and told them that his intoxicated mother was in possession of...
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i thought friends could tell friends anything!?!? i guess you know. whatever, (fake name), you know i'm right. they are holding you back! ask anybody who does not have anything to lose, by telling you the truth.
this site is soo fuckin mainstream, and lame anyway. alternative is mainstream now, and it's disgusting. i'm over it. and don't let people ask you questions, if you're...
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