hello.
i cant find a job, i cant get a girl, i cant even play pool today. the power is out in half of my small white trash, red-neck town. today is the day i normally go to the local pool hall, watch aj act like hes drunk (2 smirnoffs is NOT drunk) listen to brian and aj talk about the girls playing at another table, not like their ever gonna go up to them.
brians wife is watching the kids at the bar, until she runs out of chew and asks brian to watch the kids for her. (by the way, she has 5 teeth left)
all night the juke box plays country crap, with a hint of old rock from the 80's. shoot me now.
then psycho walks in. psyco is that girl that always talks about how she feels about you, and that the night before she was having the best sex of her life, and then she points to someone you know, and secretly you laugh inside. that psycho.
then, after about twenty games of pool, i get ready to leave, only to be stopped by three people that knew me from highschool. they want to play too. they tell all there friends how much of a nerd i am, untill i run the table, and ask them if they want to play again. they always say im too good for them, and im cool, two minutes after telling there friends im a geek. i hate highschool assholes.
after all thats said, im glad that the power went out in my small whitetrash, red-neck town. i get a day off from that.
i cant find a job, i cant get a girl, i cant even play pool today. the power is out in half of my small white trash, red-neck town. today is the day i normally go to the local pool hall, watch aj act like hes drunk (2 smirnoffs is NOT drunk) listen to brian and aj talk about the girls playing at another table, not like their ever gonna go up to them.
brians wife is watching the kids at the bar, until she runs out of chew and asks brian to watch the kids for her. (by the way, she has 5 teeth left)
all night the juke box plays country crap, with a hint of old rock from the 80's. shoot me now.
then psycho walks in. psyco is that girl that always talks about how she feels about you, and that the night before she was having the best sex of her life, and then she points to someone you know, and secretly you laugh inside. that psycho.
then, after about twenty games of pool, i get ready to leave, only to be stopped by three people that knew me from highschool. they want to play too. they tell all there friends how much of a nerd i am, untill i run the table, and ask them if they want to play again. they always say im too good for them, and im cool, two minutes after telling there friends im a geek. i hate highschool assholes.
after all thats said, im glad that the power went out in my small whitetrash, red-neck town. i get a day off from that.
tomahto:
what if I can't stand the taste of vodka?
tomahto:
I can drink pickle juice straight. I just downed 3 quarts of orange juice in a day though.