YOU KNOW YOUR FROM Freeport WHEN:
1. you can't go a street without seeing a homeless person with a shopping cart.
2. you refer to guy lombardo as "a mine field"
3. you actually played on the new randall park playground even though your like 15.
4. you refer to the nautical mile as the mile and no one knows wtf your talking about.
5. 75% of your friends do drugs.
6. you have no virgin friends.
7. you cant go a mile without getting your bike stolen.
8. bike locks dont work.
9. youve had like 4 bomb threats in the first month of school
10. you only see a cop when there's a shooting
11. you go to the mcgraths christmas house more then baldwin people do.
12. you have at least 1 friend in a gang.
13. your born with people giving u respect just cause u live here
14. if ur wite ur a minority
15. u can drive a boat
16. ur a "devil"
17. u refer to ur town as "portnoxx" and nobody has a clue wat the hell u just said
18. uve smoked at cowmedow park
19. walk past the projects to buy a cd
20. u kno just howmany mexicans really live in that house
21. uve indulged in one of the many freeport pizzarias
22. u have a shelf of boot legs
22. u like to leave the last "R" out of ur towns name:
freepot
23.u've had a guy come up to u and ask u for weed
24. uve spent half ur life at the rec center
25. uve yelled at people in the projects
26. uve gone caping
27. uve almost been hit by a car on main street
28. u kno where all the good sewer caps are that u can grow weed in are
bonus:If you fucked Laura Perez.......
29. u have an unexplainable hatred for baldwin
30. u have tried to steal a car
31. u've stolen from various stores
32. u have chased geese and hit them wit stuff when they come down from canada
33. those arent dents in ur car, those are bullet holes
34. 1 cop for every 500 people(no lie!)
35. ice skating at the rec every friday
36. uve had a slurpee from all three 7-11 stores
37. theres more bullets than there are pens and pencils in the public schools
38. unempolyed mexicans stare at you when you go to dunkin donuts north
39. 15 minutes for the fire departments ambulance to get to you
40. theres all the luxury auto dealers in freeport (jaguar, cadillac, bmw, chevy)
41.uve gone to RALPHS ITALIAN ICES!!!!
42.uve gone fishing on the superspray
43. almost every gas station puts water in their gas
44. the diner has gay employees
45.it costs $42 to go fishing on captain lou 7
46.playing mini golf at the crow's nest costs $7
47. hot girls working at bracco's during the summer
48. you no not to go in the pool at randal park in the summer...
49. YoU AlReAdY GoT InTo A FiGhT
*50.You played Football at Giblyn!!!
*51. Half ur friends Graduate HS in Night school and smoke weed all day..
*52. You call freeport "Waterworld", cause everyone is always "wetted"!.
*53.If you have a kid, like it's a new coach bag...
*54. You spell your way out of detention.
*55. If you drive with your friend, who happens to be "14" and has no license,insurance, or registration.....
*56. If you have eva gotten a hair cut at "Danny's" or "Vinny's".....
*57. If you have hung out at the "duck pond", "Randall Dugouts", or 7-11
*58. If you remember "Nunley's"(rip)
*60. If you consider Main Street the "Freeport Mall"
*61. If your first job was as a bus boy on the Nautical Mile ..
*62. You know who "walking willie" is....
*63. If you believe that Dodd was built on Indian burial ground..
*64. If at least one of your friends is doing time in jail...
*65. If your white, and ur sister is dating a black or spanish guy that can nevvvvaaaa come ova ur house...
*66. If you went to the driving school school in freeport mall...
*67. If your in HS, and you can drink at Splash...
*68. If you thought you could be a professional kickball player...
*69. If you eva bought clothe on Main Street....
*70. there so many pot holes everywhere...
*71.When everyone and their mother's know your business in details and they don't even know you...
*72* when u kno atleast 5 girls that had a kid before the 11th grade (nieves lol best believe i put that down)
*73* when everyone kno UR MAN PLAYING U and u still with him
(and this one tOo jeje)
*74. when you see 20 year olds trying to pick up girls from Dodd
(thats pretty sad...)
75. when u walk down da block and already said wass up to all ur friends atleast twice.
76. when u go to da barber shop to buy cheap sneakers
77. when theres nothin to do so you jus drive (if u even own a car) or walk around aimlessly
78* when a girl and a guy {{cannot}} be friends
79. when girlfriends and/or boyfriends are completely possessive and a lil crazy haha
80. When everybody's bisexual or bicurious or LYING.
81. When you're the only one of your friends that ISN'T drunk.
82. When you notice they just keep getting smaller...
83. You've been honked at by guys in trucks shouting in Spanish.
84. If by 'bought' you mean 'stole.' Really, who pays anymore?
85. You've applied for a summer job on the Mile.
86. At least half of your friends will end up in Nassau Community.
87. Chris Bocc was there when you were in Dodd, when you were a freshman in the HS, when you were a senior, when you graduated, and he'll still be there ten years from now-- And you have the vague feeling that if Chris Bocc EVER left the HS in any sense, all order in the universe would be destroyed. And that's the way it SHOULD be, bitches!
88. The potholes mysteriously disappear, and then reappear about 2 feet down the block.
89.. If you had "Respect Day!" at your school and DJ Red Alert came to speak at school and said a curse word and fucked up the name of Dodd on Hot 97!
90. Your favorite food was a "Yumbo"
91. You witnessed a fight in the lunchroom over tater tots ...
92. You were (of the many) who would bum-rush and rob Metro or everything
93. If you had "Ezekiel Canty" in one of your classes ...
94. IF YOU WERE A HIRSCHFEILD KID.
95. IF YOU HUNG OUT AT TRIANGLE PARK.
96. IF YOU THINK YOUR RAPPER AND HAVE NO RECORD DEAL. HA HA HA.
97. IF YOU HAD MR. STRONG AS A IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION TEACHER.
98. IF YOU WERE IN "ALC" (Assholes Last Chance) IN HIGHSCHOOL.
99. IF YOU HUNG OUT AT THE DUCK POND FOR LUNCH AND SMOKED WEED.
100. EVERYONE THINKS THERE OG AND THERE NOT.
101. You drive a Honda that dropped, possibly with a body kit, and a loud exhaust that�s all show and no go, blasting you music with a ghetto system.
102. You know the real meaning of going to �HIGH� school.
103. You get searched before walking into school.
104. Your name either ends with Rodriguez or Garcia, and if not, than you�re considered a white boy/girl.
105. It�s not safe to walk to school if you�re a walker.
106. They tell you that your child can�t go to Giblyn because he/she is white.
1. you can't go a street without seeing a homeless person with a shopping cart.
2. you refer to guy lombardo as "a mine field"
3. you actually played on the new randall park playground even though your like 15.
4. you refer to the nautical mile as the mile and no one knows wtf your talking about.
5. 75% of your friends do drugs.
6. you have no virgin friends.
7. you cant go a mile without getting your bike stolen.
8. bike locks dont work.
9. youve had like 4 bomb threats in the first month of school
10. you only see a cop when there's a shooting
11. you go to the mcgraths christmas house more then baldwin people do.
12. you have at least 1 friend in a gang.
13. your born with people giving u respect just cause u live here
14. if ur wite ur a minority
15. u can drive a boat
16. ur a "devil"
17. u refer to ur town as "portnoxx" and nobody has a clue wat the hell u just said
18. uve smoked at cowmedow park
19. walk past the projects to buy a cd
20. u kno just howmany mexicans really live in that house
21. uve indulged in one of the many freeport pizzarias
22. u have a shelf of boot legs
22. u like to leave the last "R" out of ur towns name:
freepot
23.u've had a guy come up to u and ask u for weed
24. uve spent half ur life at the rec center
25. uve yelled at people in the projects
26. uve gone caping
27. uve almost been hit by a car on main street
28. u kno where all the good sewer caps are that u can grow weed in are
bonus:If you fucked Laura Perez.......
29. u have an unexplainable hatred for baldwin
30. u have tried to steal a car
31. u've stolen from various stores
32. u have chased geese and hit them wit stuff when they come down from canada
33. those arent dents in ur car, those are bullet holes
34. 1 cop for every 500 people(no lie!)
35. ice skating at the rec every friday
36. uve had a slurpee from all three 7-11 stores
37. theres more bullets than there are pens and pencils in the public schools
38. unempolyed mexicans stare at you when you go to dunkin donuts north
39. 15 minutes for the fire departments ambulance to get to you
40. theres all the luxury auto dealers in freeport (jaguar, cadillac, bmw, chevy)
41.uve gone to RALPHS ITALIAN ICES!!!!
42.uve gone fishing on the superspray
43. almost every gas station puts water in their gas
44. the diner has gay employees
45.it costs $42 to go fishing on captain lou 7
46.playing mini golf at the crow's nest costs $7
47. hot girls working at bracco's during the summer
48. you no not to go in the pool at randal park in the summer...
49. YoU AlReAdY GoT InTo A FiGhT
*50.You played Football at Giblyn!!!
*51. Half ur friends Graduate HS in Night school and smoke weed all day..
*52. You call freeport "Waterworld", cause everyone is always "wetted"!.
*53.If you have a kid, like it's a new coach bag...
*54. You spell your way out of detention.
*55. If you drive with your friend, who happens to be "14" and has no license,insurance, or registration.....
*56. If you have eva gotten a hair cut at "Danny's" or "Vinny's".....
*57. If you have hung out at the "duck pond", "Randall Dugouts", or 7-11
*58. If you remember "Nunley's"(rip)
*60. If you consider Main Street the "Freeport Mall"
*61. If your first job was as a bus boy on the Nautical Mile ..
*62. You know who "walking willie" is....
*63. If you believe that Dodd was built on Indian burial ground..
*64. If at least one of your friends is doing time in jail...
*65. If your white, and ur sister is dating a black or spanish guy that can nevvvvaaaa come ova ur house...
*66. If you went to the driving school school in freeport mall...
*67. If your in HS, and you can drink at Splash...
*68. If you thought you could be a professional kickball player...
*69. If you eva bought clothe on Main Street....
*70. there so many pot holes everywhere...
*71.When everyone and their mother's know your business in details and they don't even know you...
*72* when u kno atleast 5 girls that had a kid before the 11th grade (nieves lol best believe i put that down)
*73* when everyone kno UR MAN PLAYING U and u still with him
(and this one tOo jeje)
*74. when you see 20 year olds trying to pick up girls from Dodd
(thats pretty sad...)
75. when u walk down da block and already said wass up to all ur friends atleast twice.
76. when u go to da barber shop to buy cheap sneakers
77. when theres nothin to do so you jus drive (if u even own a car) or walk around aimlessly
78* when a girl and a guy {{cannot}} be friends
79. when girlfriends and/or boyfriends are completely possessive and a lil crazy haha
80. When everybody's bisexual or bicurious or LYING.
81. When you're the only one of your friends that ISN'T drunk.
82. When you notice they just keep getting smaller...
83. You've been honked at by guys in trucks shouting in Spanish.
84. If by 'bought' you mean 'stole.' Really, who pays anymore?
85. You've applied for a summer job on the Mile.
86. At least half of your friends will end up in Nassau Community.
87. Chris Bocc was there when you were in Dodd, when you were a freshman in the HS, when you were a senior, when you graduated, and he'll still be there ten years from now-- And you have the vague feeling that if Chris Bocc EVER left the HS in any sense, all order in the universe would be destroyed. And that's the way it SHOULD be, bitches!
88. The potholes mysteriously disappear, and then reappear about 2 feet down the block.
89.. If you had "Respect Day!" at your school and DJ Red Alert came to speak at school and said a curse word and fucked up the name of Dodd on Hot 97!
90. Your favorite food was a "Yumbo"
91. You witnessed a fight in the lunchroom over tater tots ...
92. You were (of the many) who would bum-rush and rob Metro or everything
93. If you had "Ezekiel Canty" in one of your classes ...
94. IF YOU WERE A HIRSCHFEILD KID.
95. IF YOU HUNG OUT AT TRIANGLE PARK.
96. IF YOU THINK YOUR RAPPER AND HAVE NO RECORD DEAL. HA HA HA.
97. IF YOU HAD MR. STRONG AS A IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION TEACHER.
98. IF YOU WERE IN "ALC" (Assholes Last Chance) IN HIGHSCHOOL.
99. IF YOU HUNG OUT AT THE DUCK POND FOR LUNCH AND SMOKED WEED.
100. EVERYONE THINKS THERE OG AND THERE NOT.
101. You drive a Honda that dropped, possibly with a body kit, and a loud exhaust that�s all show and no go, blasting you music with a ghetto system.
102. You know the real meaning of going to �HIGH� school.
103. You get searched before walking into school.
104. Your name either ends with Rodriguez or Garcia, and if not, than you�re considered a white boy/girl.
105. It�s not safe to walk to school if you�re a walker.
106. They tell you that your child can�t go to Giblyn because he/she is white.
[Edited on Jan 01, 2006 9:39PM]