blackguarding

This morning was one of those good news bad news deals.

I woke up singing Curiosity's 'Teardrinking' and the sun is shining.

But last night god put me in check and made me hit a curb and blow out my tire. Could have been worse I guess. Just not fun to wake up and recall.

Off to hike to the scene and hope the man didn't tow my car


Later that day: Ya so it was worse than I expected. The rim is destroyed, and the back tire is nearly blown too. Plus the damn thing had to be on one of Eugene's hills... so my jack bent in half when the car tried to smoosh me. Some guy stopped by, and asked if that was my rim down the road. I said "how far back was it?" And he said "Man, I doubt you want it now"

Stupid me I blame gentlemen's clubs!!!!

Even later that day: So I decide to take my old truck that I never drive, since my usual ride is all jacked up. I get in and strap up, and the seatbelt is covered in mold! What is with this town!!!! The entire inside of the truck too... mold everywhere. I just drove the damn thing 3 weeks ago. I say, WTF!?