Scored a video camera today! There really is no justification for buying this...i'm already kind of feeling remorse for the major debt i'll be in, lol. Still, I figured that i'd been wanting to make films for a REALLY long time and that it would be a good idea to try now. I've done a couple of cool things but filmmaking takes so much time!...
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As of next week, all of my piercings will officially be healed...I still want to do more though. My plan is to stretch my lobes once more and then after that, I don't know.
Any suggestions? I can't get anything on my face because of work, but I enjoy thwarting the establishment by piercing and decorating every part of my body that can be hidden....
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Any suggestions? I can't get anything on my face because of work, but I enjoy thwarting the establishment by piercing and decorating every part of my body that can be hidden....
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jtiberius:
Although I have little to offer in the way of piercing suggestions, I am duly impressed by your acknowledgment of both SLC Punk and the Last Unicorn. Huge.
volkov:
you had a litter!...and one of them is David Hasslehoff....ummm....congratulations?
I keep up with your lj. I just can't post in it.
I keep up with your lj. I just can't post in it.
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olivia:
Or Madonna in the Like a Prayer video.
volkov:
hahaha. second photo...you are TOTALLY making the Zoolander face and you know it.
my mom is trying to have sex with you?
what? you turnin' her down? c'mon..my mom is HAWT! and she rides a motorcycle!
I don' know bout no ladies, but yo is pimp. fo sho' fo sho'.
my mom is trying to have sex with you?
what? you turnin' her down? c'mon..my mom is HAWT! and she rides a motorcycle!
I don' know bout no ladies, but yo is pimp. fo sho' fo sho'.
I just made a totally whackass dinner...mmm freshly grilled veggie burger with all the extras...can I get a what-what?
No, I have not become a full-blown vegetarian...merely half of one. When I make dishes at home I try to make only vegetarian ones just for health reasons, also because I don't want to not cook something all the way through and get something retarded like...
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No, I have not become a full-blown vegetarian...merely half of one. When I make dishes at home I try to make only vegetarian ones just for health reasons, also because I don't want to not cook something all the way through and get something retarded like...
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slydyke:
What-what?!
Holey rusted metal batgirl!
That profile pic is Great!
And welcome to the site!
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I am like! crazy! with the exclamation! marks!!!
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Holey rusted metal batgirl!
That profile pic is Great!
And welcome to the site!
!
I am like! crazy! with the exclamation! marks!!!
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mellisa:
hey hot stuff! your a trip
you can bake me cakes in anything you want, and when your done, ill make you some cookies!
you can bake me cakes in anything you want, and when your done, ill make you some cookies!
Wow...I went to an open mic and clubbing at Shadowplay last night and got not one number, but TWO! Oh yes. That's what i'm talkin' about. When it rains it pours, motherfucker!
I never die...I just become more sexually desireable.
*Grows 15 foot penis*
Now I think it is time for some lemon cornmeal pancakes at Boogaloo's to celebrate my virility.
*Dances jigs on the...
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I never die...I just become more sexually desireable.
*Grows 15 foot penis*
Now I think it is time for some lemon cornmeal pancakes at Boogaloo's to celebrate my virility.
*Dances jigs on the...
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claudia:
Get down with your bad self! And you are right, you are all the man I'll ever need. My date for tonight just got cancelled because the dude called me to let me know he had a cold sore on his lip. So not hot.
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sadieblackeyes:
holy shit dude, i haven't spoken to you in TOO MANY FOPEVERS
How've you beeeen?
How've you beeeen?
soiraile:
drag rocks
the moustache is hot
the moustache is hot
gadget:
my only issue with that really is the fact that the man still has his clothes on. I know he doesn't have to take is clothes off to fuck but come on! That woman is buck naked, why can't he at least have his shirt off. Jeez.
gravedoll666:
well...women normally leave their shoes on in pornos...(or some) i think leavin the clothes on signifies a quickie 
I dunno haha, that'd still sounds interesting, as far as sex toys i've only got good ol' fashioned stuff..hubby won't buy me a vibe. 
Oh well..laters masturbator!!! Hahah can't spell!!! 
I dunno haha, that'd still sounds interesting, as far as sex toys i've only got good ol' fashioned stuff..hubby won't buy me a vibe. Oh well..laters masturbator!!! Hahah can't spell!!! Current Music: "Whoomp There It Is!" (There is no good reason for this.)
So I was riding the subway when a gaggle of giggling teenagers came onboard...they were swinging around their American Eagle bags. The boys keps making lame jokes and the women kept giggling.
I know some of them were farting.
Because the car began to stink.
I was sitting here thinking, "Can you...
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So I was riding the subway when a gaggle of giggling teenagers came onboard...they were swinging around their American Eagle bags. The boys keps making lame jokes and the women kept giggling.
I know some of them were farting.
Because the car began to stink.
I was sitting here thinking, "Can you...
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lolablu:
No way... do you really get off on books like I do? I thought I was the only one. I feel like less of a freak, now.
And Written On the Body is fucking amazing. Have you read Winterson's The Passion?
And Written On the Body is fucking amazing. Have you read Winterson's The Passion?
gadget:
you should totally use it from now on. I think alot of woman would be so confused by it... but the right one would probably be really into it.
I'd love to see that used at the bar...
baby, I'm going to part you like the red sea.
I'd love to see that used at the bar...
baby, I'm going to part you like the red sea.
I've got the need for speed, as in travel...I know that I came home at exactly the right time, but part of me still longs for the East Coast...in particular, Philly.
I want to go back to South Street, back to The Magic Garden, and I have to see if I fell in love with that city because I was in love with Amy or...
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I want to go back to South Street, back to The Magic Garden, and I have to see if I fell in love with that city because I was in love with Amy or...
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bionicfemmex:
Noooooooooooo! WHY!?!?!?!? Zipperhead was so fucking cool!
Crap...this is just not right.
Crap...this is just not right.
Terra from Final Fantasy III is my dream woman. 
Um...and Claudia's sets are still as hot as ever. Did you know that the whole reason I joined SG was because of Claudia a few years ago? I saw her pic and was like:
Oh dear...I think i've masturbated to the thought of Claudia with an alarming frequency that could outwhack any mere creepy old man......
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Um...and Claudia's sets are still as hot as ever. Did you know that the whole reason I joined SG was because of Claudia a few years ago? I saw her pic and was like:
Oh dear...I think i've masturbated to the thought of Claudia with an alarming frequency that could outwhack any mere creepy old man......
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I've got a cold. 
Spent all of yesterday and today staying in and playing FFIII. I just made hot cereal with honey and pineapple-ginger tea. I have a newfound creepy affinity with domesticity. Like i've been cooking most of my own meals and rocking the fuck out on a stove. It's strange.
I've been thinking so much about the future and my values on things...
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Spent all of yesterday and today staying in and playing FFIII. I just made hot cereal with honey and pineapple-ginger tea. I have a newfound creepy affinity with domesticity. Like i've been cooking most of my own meals and rocking the fuck out on a stove. It's strange.
I've been thinking so much about the future and my values on things...
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volkov:
*hugs*
love never comes when called. it's like a petulant cat. it just shows up on its own and demands all your attention...and sometimes scratches the hell out of you for it.
I don't think you should give up on it, but I think you should just say "fuckitall" for a while. enjoy your life.
I just wish things were going better.
hope you ditch that cold like a cold ditch...er I mean bitch.
cooking is fun. eating is funner.
sorry to hear about your dad. even if you don't get along with him...there's just something about the pull of blood. a lot of the time I think I could just walk away from my family and not be the worse for it, but that's probably bullshit. well at least for some of them.
hope you feel better soon. and as always, your ability to express yourself absolutely floors me.
v
love never comes when called. it's like a petulant cat. it just shows up on its own and demands all your attention...and sometimes scratches the hell out of you for it.
I don't think you should give up on it, but I think you should just say "fuckitall" for a while. enjoy your life.
I just wish things were going better.
hope you ditch that cold like a cold ditch...er I mean bitch.
cooking is fun. eating is funner.
sorry to hear about your dad. even if you don't get along with him...there's just something about the pull of blood. a lot of the time I think I could just walk away from my family and not be the worse for it, but that's probably bullshit. well at least for some of them.
hope you feel better soon. and as always, your ability to express yourself absolutely floors me.
v
bionicfemmex:
Aww thanks! And I agree with what you say about the cat...love is just like my little Kabuki. I love her so much and she's so worth having in my life...even when she destroys every fabric item I own and claws the hell out of me when she wants to play. 
So I have a question on hood piercings. I have a vertical...i've had it for about five months now. I love it because it's made me like 2x more sensitive, but when i'm actually having sex with somebody, they're always rough with my stuff! And then I fear accidents. I don't want to take it out because it's awesome, plus it looks so hot (I...
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volkov:
I know someone you could ask...*whistles*
fred:
Hey!
Great to see you back!
I still have a picture of your eyeball !!!
Hey!
Great to see you back!
I still have a picture of your eyeball !!!
I'd like to see what kind of flicks you come up with.