Prom ruled because unlike my high school prom, which wasted my life, I made out with a cute chick! 
I think like 234587940 guys took pictures of it...I feel like a girls gone wild girl, lol.
Other fun points of the night:
1) Olivia impersonated a chicken and clucked loudly at me while her husband pulled out a monocle and placed it over his eye
2) Solisis and Mistersatan kept spanking each other and talking about how they wanted big raging man cock
3) Giga Geo told me my story was so hot it made her "cross her legs"
4) I was in a hotel room with like 6 half naked suicidegirls running around and all I could do was stand in a corner, be silent out of shyness, and cross my arms to stop my head from exploding
5) Nala touched me!
I'm sure there are more but I really need to get to bed...too much Bailey's makes for a sleepy little dyke.
I think like 234587940 guys took pictures of it...I feel like a girls gone wild girl, lol.
Other fun points of the night:
1) Olivia impersonated a chicken and clucked loudly at me while her husband pulled out a monocle and placed it over his eye
2) Solisis and Mistersatan kept spanking each other and talking about how they wanted big raging man cock
3) Giga Geo told me my story was so hot it made her "cross her legs"
4) I was in a hotel room with like 6 half naked suicidegirls running around and all I could do was stand in a corner, be silent out of shyness, and cross my arms to stop my head from exploding
5) Nala touched me!
I'm sure there are more but I really need to get to bed...too much Bailey's makes for a sleepy little dyke.
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neener neener neener
know what's better? i'm working on a RELIGION final, while looking at porn, in the library. rawr.