Pre-spring break, I hung out with this badass bitch, Nicki. Very cute.
THEN, I spent Spring Break 2008 in Tallahassee and Fort Myers, Florida.
THERE IS SO MUCH I WANT TO SHARE !
Liz drew the explicit diagram I am holding to demonstrate how she will have sex with her new boyfriend and his awkwardly curved penis (which we have concluded may be curved to an advantage "a g-spot tickler"?)
We visited Lake Ella and shopped at the vintage boutiques.
And toured FSU, my future school.
And I taught everyone the Soulja Boy dance, and got all sorts of drunk and sexually frustrated on a few occasions. Then I drove 7 hours south to Fort Myers.
I got to spend the day with my girls (high school biffles), Kaira and Kakes (stripes and blonde, then of course me). Observe the gorgeous pier, I got to grow up there !
Kaira said my outfit for the day was "scenester trash"
Kakes and I demonstrating our skills in Centennial Park in downtown Fort Myers.
CLEARLY, I'm an ass. But I had an amazing time AND did not get a cold (I just fucking jinxed myself...)
<3Billy
THEN, I spent Spring Break 2008 in Tallahassee and Fort Myers, Florida.
THERE IS SO MUCH I WANT TO SHARE !
Liz drew the explicit diagram I am holding to demonstrate how she will have sex with her new boyfriend and his awkwardly curved penis (which we have concluded may be curved to an advantage "a g-spot tickler"?)
We visited Lake Ella and shopped at the vintage boutiques.
And toured FSU, my future school.
And I taught everyone the Soulja Boy dance, and got all sorts of drunk and sexually frustrated on a few occasions. Then I drove 7 hours south to Fort Myers.
I got to spend the day with my girls (high school biffles), Kaira and Kakes (stripes and blonde, then of course me). Observe the gorgeous pier, I got to grow up there !
Kaira said my outfit for the day was "scenester trash"
Kakes and I demonstrating our skills in Centennial Park in downtown Fort Myers.
CLEARLY, I'm an ass. But I had an amazing time AND did not get a cold (I just fucking jinxed myself...)
<3Billy
pretty fucking rad.