billenium's SuicideGirls Blog

Good News, everyone! I'm sending you on an extremely dangerous mission that will most likely end in your horrible, pain filled miserable deaths! Hoo oh ah ha!

I wanna live in the future...

And I wanna find love, neither will ever happen, sniff

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disastermagnet:

ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE HYPNOTOAD!

May 27, 2004

deerailed:

Amy: Dr. Farnsworth, isn't it time for your nap?

Farnsworth: YES, GODDAMNIT! :: falls asleep ::

Jun 4, 2004

Well another day, another entry. So I'm sitting here thinking how I don't get the fullest out of my SG experience. I mean sure, I get to see hot girls and read about their intrests and pretend for something like point-oh-oh-five-three nanoseconds (why did I write that out you ask? I GOT NO IDEA!) that they might think I'm mildly interesting.

Oh, you're crying. Like...
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deerailed:

I AM crying like a woman. And is all to true/taboo to speak out against the horrible reality that IS this site....

If you ain't an SG, your no-one/a dirty old man, and the fact that it's a huge tease makes your life that much more uninteresting and fruitless when you finally disconnect.

I don't know how I haven't already managed to digitize myself and simply BECOME the site,as that I'm the huge nerdloser I am. Meh.

Alcohol helps some, technology helps a little, but at the end of the day you wish for something more. Video games cannot fill the void.

May 19, 2004

deerailed:

I have not stolen your kool-aid. I have purchased my own.

And for you information, it is TANG! The drink the astronauts took to the moon...

astronauts... to the moon... HAHHAHAHAH!

May 23, 2004

Okay, so I guess I should write something new, especially since I just scolded poor 'Zamna on her journal writing punctuality. Sorry 'Zamna! I was cought up in the heat of a not funny joke, you know me. Anyhoo, as anyone who has read my profile (pause for chirping crickets) can see one of the things that makes me sad is infighting. Two of my...
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disastermagnet:

Oya, mo konna tikan

umm....where did you get this?

May 17, 2004

disastermagnet:

uhh, honestly I'd have to see it written in Japanese...believe it or not I can't read roomaji anymore. I know that sounds weird...

May 17, 2004

So here is my dilemma: I want to buy the video store at which I work. But I have about two thousand dollars to my name, (to say nothing of my complete inability to manage money since I have practically no expenses worth mentioning and have been working for about seven years under these conditions. So where the fuck is all my money?) and no...
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disastermagnet:

Well, not knowing what you want to do with your life sucks, but at least if you don't buy the video store then you aren't locked into something which could turn out to be more life-threatening than carbohydrates. If you can imagine such a thing...
School man. I think it may be the only way. Learn some bookkeeping or something so you can charge ungodly amounts of money and work like 3 hours a week. You can still get away with that in the Hamptons apparently.
But that's not really what you want to hear, I know.
Jesus, I'm just gunna quit now. I'm in absolutely no god damn position to motivate anyone right now...

May 5, 2004

billenium:

Hmmmm.... much food for thought.

One question, "bookkeeping"? Where did that come from? Hell, what IS it? Not busting on you or anything, just "wait...what?" was the initial reaction.

[Edited on May 09, 2004 12:23AM]

May 8, 2004

I can't beleve they're showing South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut on Comedy Central. I know it's 1 in the morning and all but still, it's giving me a heavy case of the "what the shit?"s. I also forgot how funny it is when Cartman picks up a megaphone and tells Mr. Garrison to suck his balls. Jesus.

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disastermagnet:

So just have 'Zamna make friends and you can steal them.

That's kinda what happened with Hyperburn up there. But then, as it turned out, he just plain rules, so maybe I would have found that dude on my own anyway.
But oh wait: making friends on line doesn't really count.
And actually, after I wrote that, and reread it, and laughed my balls off, I realized that I didn't have to really go through any of that shit when I met Itzamna. The bad behavior during those first encounters was perpetrated by people who turned out to be cool. So who knows? Maybe things will get easier in that area now that I've left Long Island.
And please, don't go screaming "YEAH RIGHT!" at the screen. I'm trying to be positive over here.

May 3, 2004

I love this site more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who is damn fond of his Taffy. MMMmm...schlurp......chew......mmmMM...Chew...SChulschulp.....MMMMmmmMMM...Ooohhh....Schlup.....Ummm-Mmmm...Ohh-yeah...MMMmmmMMMMmmm...SchLurp!

Uhhhuhuhhuhhhh! Oh yeah.

Sorry if that makes anyone uncomfortable, but I gotta be me.

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deerailed:

Great jerb, Mayor Adam West....

Apr 27, 2004

deerailed:

hehehe.

("Yeas mister giraffe, get ALL the marmalade." -Stewie)

btw: I agree with your massive liking of the bebop. Word.

Apr 28, 2004

get ready for the Billenium Video Game Review!

I got Resident Evil: Outbreak, And zombies everywhere are feeling the pain! Well, not really, I actually havent gone online with it yet. It is, if you can believe it, more stressfull than any of the others for at least two reasons; one, NO PAUSE! shit still tries to eat you when you mess with your inventory....
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disastermagnet:

good shit man. That one ain't gunna make it to my PS2 for a while though. Cashless as I am, I need to make purchases sparely. Although, Champions of Norrath may be an inescapable expenditure of capital. Hm.

Apr 22, 2004

Ugh! So long and no new entry. And yet I still have very little to say. Ah fuck it! Self empowerment thru ththe F-word.

I'm sick, which sucks.

Agh, its late, maybe I'll fix this tomorrow.

Gimme A shout if you is still my peeps!

Everything is so wierd. I'm sleepwalking through my days, when I'm not just sleeping through them. It's going to come back and bite me soon. I think maybe I have a lot on my mind, I'm always distracted, I have to get away for a while. I have to leave it all behind for a while, get my head clear. Too much deja vu, I...
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disastermagnet:

You're telling me, man. Yikes. HA HA....disorientation.....

-hey wasn't I wearing pants?

Mar 2, 2004

New journal, new journal!

Now I have lots to say because it's been days and days since I last wrote in my journal here at SG! Right? Well, not really. Sorry to dissapoint you folks but I'm still trapped here in L.I.mbo. Still trying to figure out what to do with myself, short and long term. Oh well, it'll be something. I can hardly say...
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disastermagnet:

L.I.mbo?
BRILLIANT!