So I thought i'd create a profile so people wolrdwide can see how geeky and sarcastic i am!!
Please have fun and remember:
Knives are sharp, the sun is bright, trains don't stop when you walk out in front of them, smoking gives you cancer, drinking gives you Pancreatitis, swearing isn't immoral, bullies are repressed kids striking out, Emo is rubbish but each to their own, my hair is naturally a terrible colour, your mum likes you but not your friends (well, not all of them), advertising is rarely well thought out and comprehensible, tight jeans look cool but squash your balls when you sit down, long words are useful, cycling is environmentally friendly, driving is fun, pre-marital sex is OK, divorce costs a lot of money and angst so choose wisely, don't ignore credit card bills and loan reminders, wash regulary (you'll keep your friends that way), wear clothes that you're comfotable in, talk to whoever you like, have sex with who you want to (so long as they want to also), use protection and Be Yourself.
Not Everyone Has To Be Someone
Please have fun and remember:
Knives are sharp, the sun is bright, trains don't stop when you walk out in front of them, smoking gives you cancer, drinking gives you Pancreatitis, swearing isn't immoral, bullies are repressed kids striking out, Emo is rubbish but each to their own, my hair is naturally a terrible colour, your mum likes you but not your friends (well, not all of them), advertising is rarely well thought out and comprehensible, tight jeans look cool but squash your balls when you sit down, long words are useful, cycling is environmentally friendly, driving is fun, pre-marital sex is OK, divorce costs a lot of money and angst so choose wisely, don't ignore credit card bills and loan reminders, wash regulary (you'll keep your friends that way), wear clothes that you're comfotable in, talk to whoever you like, have sex with who you want to (so long as they want to also), use protection and Be Yourself.
Not Everyone Has To Be Someone
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must try harder when I actually leave the country