i was once a water cooler dictator, in a past life. there is nothing like controlling the distribution of ice-cold poland spring. annoying cubicle-dwelling underlings giving you problems? take away their water supply and watch them suddenly have a change in heart!
turns out my keyboard was the problem. got a new one and all is well. how about you? i do miss seeing you out and about lemme know when you want to change that
i think that your surpassing knowledge frightens people and they are in such awe of your wisdom that they cannot even formulate something of relative intelligence
anyways, howdy. glad to see you on yet another website where i linger. add friend, asap please. thanks.
xoxo
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