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one of these things is not like the other

well, after a long hiatus, it is time i update on here. its going to be short and sweet, as i have to get back to writing my paper, but i must appease teh ARETE, for she will kill me if i donT(erm, yeah, for some reason, when i hit the apostrophe key, it opens a search window, and now my arrow keys are not...
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I have finally snagged a real freelance job. i am going to be producing an album cover for a local group. the best part is that i get pretty much complete creative control of the project, and it should pay enough to allow me to buy a digital slr, hopefully a nice new eos-1d. i am going to shoot it on b+w film(SQUEE!!), and it...
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so i might be getting a tattoo. yeah, go ahead and call me stupid, crazy, weird, fucked up, or anything else for that matter, before you know what it is. no, i'm not getting a nice heart with "mom" written on it, nor am i going to have the girl of the hour's moniker inked into my skin for posterity. it is something timeless, a...
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BEHOLD....THE SKOOKY SKUNK!!! I have been given this awe-inspiring title by none other than Ryan McGill, Power Ranger at law. Ok, ok, so it was actually given to me by my boss' son, who THINKS he is a power ranger, and likes to make up crazy names to insult people who are bigger than he is. But this does not diminish the might of he...
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the california minutemen are NOT minutemen. i hate reading about them, and i hate the name they chose even more. the original minutemen were citizen soldiers, that "on a minute's notice", could be ready to fight. they never went on patrol. they were guerilla fighters. insurgents, if you will. also, they did not fight invaders. they fought the british, who were officially in control of...
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real updates are cool. so here's one for you guys and gals out there who have no contact with the real...i'm sorry, MY world. really, you need to distinguish between the two, because my world is OUT of this world. sorta kinda not really. but BACK TO THE POINT!!! so i have decided that i must go on a quest. that quest will hopefully end...
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computers are a bitch. thank you, that is all!

so yeah, goodwill helped me reaffirm my preconceived idea that duke ellington is, if not the chief executive shit, then perhaps one of the executive vice shits. for the low low cost of 2 pieces of fabric emblazoned with the face of george washington, the great founder of this country, i was able to aquire a record produced by the great founder of all that...
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ok, so i'm BACK!!! no more hiding in the dark murky hellhole that is myspace. its back to the real deal. for those of you who were wondering: yes i am alive, no i was not dead, and no, i have not yet taken over the mind of the president of the united states. i apologize for not getting on the ball with that last...
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i think i may have found what i was meant to do. yes, obviously, photography. however, i think i may end up going into teaching as opposed to full-time work, at least when i graduate until i can get my feet back on the ground and my ass out of loan debt. i was given the opportunity to help teach a large view camera class...
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so tonight, i went to megan's, and having been promised a place to sleep, i naturally got fubar. and it was fun. i had a great time. however, when it was time to leave, things got downright AWFUL. i told megan that i was NOT going to drive, and that i was going to stay at her house as she had said i could. however,...
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