benni

Dear Friends,

would you like to look as happy as me...? if so, send one dollar to "Happy Dude..." er...

ho... ly... fuck. they're testing the fire alarms, and i about had a fucking heart attack. right now. bastards. they think everyone's at work...? i'll stab em! *stabbing motion*

fuck. that was terrifying.

i'm on my way to an accupuncture appointment... this is my first one... i'm kind of nervous, but everyone i know who've had it swear by it. hehehe... when i think of accupuncture, i always think of the scene in the family guy where brian is getting accupuncture... don't remember why... and he looks up on this shelf and there are two boxes: needles, and poison tipped needles. He asks the doctor if it's really necessary to have those two boxes next to each other, and the doctor asks, "why? what do they say?" and brian says, "i think we're done here."

i think i have an animated moment for every situation in my life. i don't know if that's terrifying, or just unbearably sad.

damn.

i think i was vying for some level of intelligent communication in this entry, but that all flew out the window when i pissed myself cuz of that fire alarm. shit. just when i thought the urine smell was gone...

wish me luck!

love,
the bennmeister

p.s. i don't really think heroin is good. it leaves a terrible aftertaste.