Went to my buddy's going away drinking party and his going away Hooters lunch. Both were good times, but not as many people showed up as they said they would. Which sucks, but at least Chris knows who his friends are. He is being transferred to Hawaii. I know he will love it out there. I have a blast whenever I am there. After the Hooters lunch on Wednesday, WeeDave and I went to his friend Beth's house. Everyone who lives there goes to UPS (Universty Pudget Sound). They are always fun to hang out with. We talked, had a few beers, a few bowls, and went to this place called Rock Pasta or something like that. I got a 'Bucket Of Rum'. It is a sand pail like kids use on the beach oll the time. Plasic and some solid color. But it has a delicisous mixture of 6 premium blend rums inside. Oh so good, i was pissed that the limit was 2 cause after my 2 and a Mai Tai, i was not drunk and wanted more. I had to drive home cause Beth is afraid to be behind the wheel and everyone else was trashed. But Beth gave me a compliment on my driving skills after consuming so much. yeah she wants me...but after all how could she not, i am so damn handsome. around 10 pm WeeDave wanted to go, he had to work in the morning so we drove home and I crashed on his couch. I have spent all of 2 days at home in the last 2 weeks. I am working on turning couch surfing into an art. BUt tonight is wings and beer. I love those monday night traditions. or any tradition that takes me out in town for that matter.
wangs and beer were great. and i am trached. but i made it home safe. and i got a call from a girl im seattle trying to jump my bones. well ladies i am not sure about most guys, but i like a challenge if you throw yourself at me, i will probably say no till i get drunk and dont care. sober i want to at least work my charm, i know i got it, everyone loves me. some may say i a egotisitical, but you knwo. i can talk an eskimo in a white fur gloves to eat a ketshup popiscal. sewarr to god, i once met a girl in sheri;s managed to take her viginrinty and her anal viginrinty ion one night. people love me and i am smooth with the english languge, bnut i need to make my bed and sleep in it. fdoes anyone nknow how to make satin sheets stay on the matress, i cannot get mine to stay and i always end up sleepingon mattress.

wangs and beer were great. and i am trached. but i made it home safe. and i got a call from a girl im seattle trying to jump my bones. well ladies i am not sure about most guys, but i like a challenge if you throw yourself at me, i will probably say no till i get drunk and dont care. sober i want to at least work my charm, i know i got it, everyone loves me. some may say i a egotisitical, but you knwo. i can talk an eskimo in a white fur gloves to eat a ketshup popiscal. sewarr to god, i once met a girl in sheri;s managed to take her viginrinty and her anal viginrinty ion one night. people love me and i am smooth with the english languge, bnut i need to make my bed and sleep in it. fdoes anyone nknow how to make satin sheets stay on the matress, i cannot get mine to stay and i always end up sleepingon mattress.

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she also told me how if anything happened to mitch, she was supposedly "belonged" to you.
i wanna be drunk now dammit!