This morning my body left me the following message: "HOLY SHIT GET A GODDAMN HAIRCUT ALREADY YOU FRUIT"
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Soooooooooooo, my birthday is coming up, and once again I am faced with the bleak prospect of figuring out something to do with my relatively unpopular self. Last year I threw up. Twice. The year before that we got spit on by a dancer...
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Soooooooooooo, my birthday is coming up, and once again I am faced with the bleak prospect of figuring out something to do with my relatively unpopular self. Last year I threw up. Twice. The year before that we got spit on by a dancer...
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I just saw a guy with no thumbs. He came into work and gave me a broken TI-99 computer.
I love this job.
I love this job.
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kinnie:
No thumbs? Now I wonder how that happened... 
jin1:
I AM coming to see you tonight.
Today I finally stumbled across a few print issues of a zine I'd been looking for for over a year: Infiltration. I guess I could've ordered issues online, but that's just too easy.
I've always had this insane fascination with going places I'm not supposed to be. This zine brings up some great memories of old adventures: the time we infiltrated the Trinity Broadcasting...
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I've always had this insane fascination with going places I'm not supposed to be. This zine brings up some great memories of old adventures: the time we infiltrated the Trinity Broadcasting...
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lid0x:
The concept of this zine is totally cool.
I'll never forget when me and a few others broke into an old hospital next to the Grotto. Good times.
I'll never forget when me and a few others broke into an old hospital next to the Grotto. Good times.
josh:
Would that mall happen to be mall 205? 
A quick update, for those who may care:
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I've been laid up for the past week (as of tomorrow) with the worst cold I've had in years. It feels like my head and lungs have been packed with mud. Luckily, this coincided with midterms week (culminating in my Physics midterm tonight) in what has been one the more trying semesters ever. And in the...
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I've been laid up for the past week (as of tomorrow) with the worst cold I've had in years. It feels like my head and lungs have been packed with mud. Luckily, this coincided with midterms week (culminating in my Physics midterm tonight) in what has been one the more trying semesters ever. And in the...
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randomdent:
Being sick is the worst.
seanbaby:
Those fuckers took your drink away for just a few pederast jokes? Who has rules like that? Were you having cocktails in Nazi Germany?
"David Greenberger: What's a vampire?
Ed Rogers: A bat. It's like a... whaddayacallit, something like a... a fly - a whaddayacallit, isn't it? Something like a, a eagle, a whaddayacallit, isn't it? It flies, it's like wings, it's something like a bird. It has wings, you know, it's something like ah, it has wings.
DG: What message would you want to send into space?
ER:...
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Ed Rogers: A bat. It's like a... whaddayacallit, something like a... a fly - a whaddayacallit, isn't it? Something like a, a eagle, a whaddayacallit, isn't it? It flies, it's like wings, it's something like a bird. It has wings, you know, it's something like ah, it has wings.
DG: What message would you want to send into space?
ER:...
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jayden:
during a bout of insomnia last night/this morning I read the entire BadCandy site top to bottom. INCLUDING the VenusEnvy saga. yay.
randomdent:
How come you never update anymore?
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kinnie:
*inserts a hug*
jayden:
skankdoodle.
Thus begins my marathon work weekend here at Ground Kontrol. While I realize that 90% of my journal entries thus far have consisted of me begging relative strangers on a porn site to visit me at work, that won't stop me from doing it again.
SO! If you wind up in the downtown Portland area this weekend, come by:
Ground Kontrol
Portland, OR
SW 12th...
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SO! If you wind up in the downtown Portland area this weekend, come by:
Ground Kontrol
Portland, OR
SW 12th...
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hellkitten:
If I were in town I'd do it, just to see your helmet light up +o)
lenore:
I love proffessional retardeds!!!! 
I'm watching a fat girl wearing spandex and a huge blue wig and a guy in rubber boots and an Orko hat play Charlies' Angels pinball RIGHT NOW. It just goes to show you that at any given moment, somewhere in the world, something magical is happening.
In other news, my new goal in life to to exercise my inherent American supremacy by knocking down...
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In other news, my new goal in life to to exercise my inherent American supremacy by knocking down...
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hellkitten:
Would we get those shirts for free with registration or would we have to buy them seperately?? Hrm...
randomdent:
Do you like playing laser tag?
I fucking hate salesmen. And while I realize that this doesn't make me especially rebelious or even moderately different, I REALLY fucking hate religion salesmen.
For three days in a row now I've been accosted by the same Hari Chrishna (or however you spell it). Anyway, I'm assuming that's what he is because he's bald, mid-twenties, and carrying a stack of books that he looks...
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For three days in a row now I've been accosted by the same Hari Chrishna (or however you spell it). Anyway, I'm assuming that's what he is because he's bald, mid-twenties, and carrying a stack of books that he looks...
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lid0x:
Those guys are assnuts.
chicoboprincess:
hah, you thought my name was Chrstine, but it's alright I love you anyways, hope to see you aorund
Seanbaby finally noticed that he was listed as the current crush in my profile. Instead of beating the shit out of me in a fit of homophobic rage, he actually seemed quite touched.
So I've decided to kick it up a notch.
So I've decided to kick it up a notch.
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lid0x:
Nice profile. Femcenobot speaks good things about you. You seem like a pretty keen individual...mind if I add you to my friends list?
jayden:
well what you pay for with those packets we have to buy is a bunch of copywrite stuff. That's why their so expensive. It's absolutely ridiculous.
Halo rocks my face.